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[Katydid]

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A WHOLE PAGE OF PRAYERS AND SUNDAY BIBLE VERSES....EXERCISING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH.



SINNERS WELCOME

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Katydid
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[Seshmeister]

[Seshmeister]

Todays Prayer

"Hey, God. I'm getting a bit fed up with all this shit you're dumping on me, so why don't you knock it the hell off?

I know you're a sadistic bastard... The Book of Job showed me that you're the kind of guy who'll destroy anything you like just to win a bet.

I don't know if this attack on me is another sign that you need Gamblers Anonymous or just something you're doing for kicks.

Either way, fucking quit it."

[lms2]

God,

I realize we have both done things that were a little uncalled for. Can't we just be friends.

lms

P.S. I could really use a break now and then.

[Katydid]

IMS you can be my friend.

Seshmeister needs counselling to help him get over beastiality (porn featuring sex with dogs and donkeys). Put where I post Sunday Bible verses. Also he posted Jesus making a child blow him with animation on a site elsewhere.

If the Mods had any balls they would ban him. Tell him to keep it in Scotland, or take it to HEll with him.

[Susie Q]

I wouldn't ban Sesh....you just rub him the wrong way, and he is loud enough to voice his opinions n' stuff. I luv Sesh. He is good people. Just take it as a personality conflict and leave it at that.

I am not a bible banger Katy, but I believe just the same. Here is a prayer I like to say when things get tough for me.

"Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my
heart, and bless me, my
family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen. "

That's where I drop the ball, then I live my life as it is meant to be. Outside of that I have a mouth like a trucker, which I gotta curb. hehehe!!

[lms2]

I am a firm believer that God made me the way I am, foul language and all. I try very hard not to take the his name in vain. I try not to covet. I don't kill or steal. The bible was not written by God. It was written by man. I believe that what God wants me to know and follow, he puts in my heart. Most of all, I believe that God gave me life that I might enjoy it. Go have a ball, peoples. God enjoys the show.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by lms2
I am a firm believer that God made me the way I am, foul language and all. I try very hard not to take the his name in vain. I try not to covet. I don't kill or steal. The bible was not written by God. It was written by man. I believe that what God wants me to know and follow, he puts in my heart. Most of all, I believe that God gave me life that I might enjoy it. Go have a ball, peoples. God enjoys the show.

Amen! n' stuff! Very good post!

[Seshmeister]

Good to see you again Susie.

The devil made me do it...

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Good to see you again Susie.

The devil made me do it...

hehehehe!!! I am sure he did You still keeping people falling off their chairs with laughter by your wit and sarcasm? :p

[Seshmeister]

By the way I think the phrase is bible basher.

Bible banging although an interesting idea, is probably a bit messy and uncomfortable...

Then again it would explain the whole Gideon bibles in hotel rooms thing...

Cheers!

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
By the way I think the phrase is bible basher.

Bible banging although an interesting idea, is probably a bit messy and uncomfortable...

Then again it would explain the whole Gideon bibles in hotel rooms thing...

Cheers!

You're a pisser...hehehe After reading some of this the one thing that was hilarious is when Katy was gettin' all serious n' stuff, and then you have this ant or whatever pop out of the 'gina...LOL. Ooooo...you're bad.

[GAR]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Todays Prayer

"Hey, God. I'm getting a bit fed up with all this shit you're dumping on me, so why don't you knock it the hell off?

I know you're a sadistic bastard... The Book of Job showed me that you're the kind of guy who'll destroy anything you like just to win a bet.

I don't know if this attack on me is another sign that you need Gamblers Anonymous or just something you're doing for kicks.

Either way, fucking quit it."

Pass the tattoo machine; thinkin of having the best part of this on my left bicep.

Problem is, I dont know which is the best part but its too big to fit all.. AH HELL FIT IT IN SOMEHOW

[GAR]

Originally posted by Katydid
Seshmeister needs counselling to help him get over beastiality (porn featuring sex with dogs and donkeys). If the Mods had any balls they would ban him. Tell him to keep it in Scotland, or take it to HEll with him.

AND THE SIGNATURE LINES JUST COME ON OUTTA THIN AIR LIKE THIS FOR ME PEOPLE!!!