**Breaking news**

[ELVIS]

Former president Bill Clinton is hospitalized in New York after experiencing chest pain...

It is being reported that he had a heart attack and will undergo emergency quadruple bypass surgery...

Developing...

[DaveIsKing]

Damn!

Well, I don't want anyone to die...even Clinton.

Maybe he'll be alright and can go back to being a horny prick.

[Carmine]

looks like he wont be coming to syracuse for a sausage sandwich at the NYS Fair. He and Hillary were supposed to be here today at 4:00.

[Rikk]

That sucks.

[Satan]

Sounds like Bill's been eating at McDonalds too often again.

Pray for his recovery, kids. I don't have enough interns down here yet to keep him busy for eternity

[Satan]

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Former President Bill Clinton has checked into a New York hospital and will undergo heart bypass surgery, U.S. networks reported on Friday.

ABC and CBS television reported that Clinton, 58, had checked into New York Presbyterian Hospital for quadruple heart bypass surgery.

A Democratic Party official told Reuters that Clinton had checked into the hospital with "chest pains." The source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, could not confirm that Clinton would undergo bypass surgery.

CNN quoted a source close to the former president as saying the surgery could take place as early as Saturday.

Clinton, the 42nd U.S. president, promised at the Democratic convention in July to be a "foot soldier" in John Kerry's race against Republican President Bush.

[Phil theStalker]

Junior's ate too much grits and Big Macs




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[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
Junior's ate too much grits and Big Macs




P

[VanJay011379]

Why doesn't everyone kick Clinton when he's in bad health?

Everyone (including a certain liberal here) bashed Reagan when he died.

[JCOOK]

Get well Bubba. I didnt' agree with your politics,but any Prez.that gets a boston steamer in the oval is the kinda dude i wanna party with

[ELVIS]

No shit...

I should have titled this thread:

Former President Bill Clinton suffers heart attack after watching President Bush speech.

[Satan]

Originally posted by ELVIS
No shit...

I should have titled this thread:

Former President Bill Clinton suffers heart attack after watching President Bush speech.

Can you get a heart attack from laughing too hard?

Actually, I fell asleep during Junior's speech, so I don't even know how pathetic it was. Probably catch a Hell-Span rerun of it this weekend.

Now I KNOW you Republicans will be praying for President Clinton's 666% full recovery. Because if he dies, who the HELL will you have left to blame for everything?

[DaveIsKing]

YOU are pathetic.

Satan isn't a bleeding heart pussy liberal like you

[Satan]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
YOU are pathetic.

Satan isn't a bleeding heart pussy liberal like you

Who said I was liberal? I just can't tolerate power in the hands of the stupid. I know you claim to be an atheist, but surely you are aware that I am the Most Intelligent Being that God ever created. Even the big G Himself will admit to that much. Some would say My Unholy Intelligence was my downfall, unfortunately

[ELVIS]

Take your medicine dude...