Olympic Thread Damn it

[SunisinuS]

I licked my computer screen...

Did it taste like ass?

[Nickdfresh]

Here are the Standing so far for the quest for the GOLD Womens Beach Vollyball

Ok here is the scoop...ahhh there are these bea..U tee full ladies and...ahhhhhhh..dang.....ahhh
They ahhhhh.....

They are in these pools, I don't know how the initial pools are selected, then they play to beat all others in the pools then the pools get smaller as they advance till two teams play for the gold medal..

....then there is no more pools and we have to start school again and I hope I don't get beat up by the seniors and have my lunch money taken again..like last year.....(sorry had a 30 years ago flashback)

Heres the scoop!

http://www.london2012.com/beach-volleyball/event=beach-volleyball-women/

MORE SCOOP

I don't know what this means..? I think it is the secret sign to open the gates of the girls locker room..?

I licked my computer screen...

[motherchicken]

And now a scandal has erupted in the "world" of badminton.

Life as we know it is over.

[clarathecarrot]

Here are the Standing so far for the quest for the GOLD Womens Beach Vollyball

Ok here is the scoop...ahhh there are these bea..U tee full ladies and...ahhhhhhh..dang.....ahhh
They ahhhhh.....

They are in these pools, I don't know how the initial pools are selected, then they play to beat all others in the pools then the pools get smaller as they advance till two teams play for the gold medal..

....then there is no more pools and we have to start school again and I hope I don't get beat up by the seniors and have my lunch money taken again..like last year.....(sorry had a 30 years ago flashback)

Heres the scoop!

http://www.london2012.com/beach-volleyball/event=beach-volleyball-women/

MORE SCOOP

I don't know what this means..? I think it is the secret sign to open the gates of the girls locker room..?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

GOLD TITTIES!!!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/nbc-accidentally-aired-water-polo-wardrobe-malfunction-photo-185517892--oly.html

[clarathecarrot]

And now a scandal has erupted in the "world" of badminton, a sport which should never have been in the Olympics to begin with. I say again, what is next? Lawn darts? Anyway apparently the Chinese team threw a match, the surprising part is that someone actually (A) noticed and (B) cared enough to complain.

In a even more horrifying note I was casually watching womans beach vollyball Brazil against some fine Czech girls of the tall and blonde persuation and all the sudden the match was over and without a closing announcer or a commercial the tv immediatly went to a news show starring Rev Al Sharpton talking about how Obamma hates Chick Flahs or some shit ...

I would also like to file a complaint...

[gbranton]

And now a scandal has erupted in the "world" of badminton, a sport which should never have been in the Olympics to begin with. I say again, what is next? Lawn darts? Anyway apparently the Chinese team threw a match, the surprising part is that someone actually (A) noticed and (B) cared enough to complain.

[clarathecarrot]

Interesting...thanks PB

[PETE'S BROTHER]

TAX THE PENNIES ON THEIR EYES

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/winning-gold-medal-brings-9-000-tax-bill-171555961--oly.html

[clarathecarrot]

Robots controlled from some playstation in Hobokken.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

In the future olympic athletes will be grown in a lab.

WILL be?

[gbranton]

I tuned in for some even called women's breast stroke, when I saw the "women" I had a feeling I was in for a letdown, as none of them were what you would call buxom but I gave it a chance since they were staging this event poolside and wet breasts are a turn on.

It was terrible, just a bunch of swimming and if any of these females had her breasts stroked NBC must have edited it out.

[Nitro Express]

In the future olympic athletes will be grown in a lab.

[gbranton]

anyone seen Slash this tour ?

Yes, he was very good.

[WARF]

I got "Hey Jude" stuck in my head the last three days.... FUCK YOU OLYMPICS!!!!