Lance Armstrong Oprah Confession
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He WAS winning! I got what he said. If I had his money & invitations to the Playboy parties, I'd be winning too!
Fuck two & a half men. That was just something he was doing to get his bank account to comfortable levels.
That show sucked EVEN with him & it's horrible without him.
Cheers! :bottle:
He wasn't quite "winning." Sheen admitted he was almost "broke" and was doing the weird "Tour" stop in order to pay child support. I suspect he has a different definition of "broke" than you and I have though...Comment
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Despite being a pain in the ass proponent of every kind of bullshit new age made up psychic crap, Oprah could have at a stroke won me over in this interview by doing it the following way.
Oprah Winfrey: Did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?
Lance Armstrong: "Yes."
OW: Was one of those banned substances EPO?
LA: "Yes."
OW: Did you ever blood dope or use blood transfusions to enhance your cycling performance?
LA: "Yes."
OW: Did you ever use any other banned substances such as testosterone, cortisone or Human Growth Hormone?
LA: "Yes."
OW: In all seven of your Tour de France victories, did you ever take banned substances or blood dope?
LA: "Yes."
Oprah gets up and walks out of the room leaving Armstrong sitting there looking into the camera blinking for 90 minutes. Cut to credits...
How cool would that have been...?Comment
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Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 04-19-2013, 05:14 PM.Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Lance's bizarrely practical bike tire change video... :D
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I love it when assholes don't care about something so much on the internet that they're forced to post how much they don't care... :DComment
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Of course he's a total dick. It's a pretty informative video actually, though. Fucking flat tires suck in the middle of the woods or miles from your house...Comment
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