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  • Terry
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12119

    #91
    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    Oh, don't get me wrong, I wasn't making fun of your cuntry.

    No, I'd be banned for costing Sarge millions of dollars in bandwidth if I did.

    All I was saying is, with all that suing goin' on, you can't really trust what you hear about celebrities, especially in a case like this.

    I mean, you've dealt with women your whole life. When was the last thing one of them did/said something that just made you wanna slap her, but you held your cool & had a nice, frustrating. I-wanna-kill-myself discussion about it?

    Now imagine, that if for some reason, you can't hold your cool & you slap her? You regret it right away & in most cuntries you kinda sorta do get away with it.

    Not in U. S. A.! you get sued & get labelled as a wife beater - a molester, even.

    So, I won't believe Charlie is a wife beater 'till I get proof.

    isn't that what's supposed to be like over there? Innocent 'till proven guilty?

    Teh ironae!

    Cheers! :bottle:
    "Innocent until proven guilty"?

    Where the hell did you ever get the idea such a concept applies to the American justice system?
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12749

      #92
      Originally posted by Terry
      "Innocent until proven guilty"?

      Where the hell did you ever get the idea such a concept applies to the American justice system?
      I used to watch a lot of films when I was a wee lad.

      Sue me!

      Cheers! :bottle:

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49505

        #93
        Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
        He WAS winning! I got what he said. If I had his money & invitations to the Playboy parties, I'd be winning too!

        Fuck two & a half men. That was just something he was doing to get his bank account to comfortable levels.

        That show sucked EVEN with him & it's horrible without him.

        Cheers! :bottle:

        He wasn't quite "winning." Sheen admitted he was almost "broke" and was doing the weird "Tour" stop in order to pay child support. I suspect he has a different definition of "broke" than you and I have though...

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35660

          #94
          Despite being a pain in the ass proponent of every kind of bullshit new age made up psychic crap, Oprah could have at a stroke won me over in this interview by doing it the following way.

          Oprah Winfrey: Did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?
          Lance Armstrong: "Yes."
          OW: Was one of those banned substances EPO?
          LA: "Yes."
          OW: Did you ever blood dope or use blood transfusions to enhance your cycling performance?
          LA: "Yes."
          OW: Did you ever use any other banned substances such as testosterone, cortisone or Human Growth Hormone?
          LA: "Yes."
          OW: In all seven of your Tour de France victories, did you ever take banned substances or blood dope?
          LA: "Yes."

          Oprah gets up and walks out of the room leaving Armstrong sitting there looking into the camera blinking for 90 minutes. Cut to credits...


          How cool would that have been...?

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35660

            #95
            Spotted in an Australian library...

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #96
              Manly Library ??

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #97
                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                I suspect he has a different definition of "broke" than you and I have though...
                Broke means lacking funds, so what's the difference ??

                And no Wiki...

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49505

                  #98
                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  Broke means lacking funds, so what's the difference ??

                  And no Wiki...
                  It also means your car won't start...

                  Who gives a fuck, Nancy-boy Pinkerton? Broke is in the eye-of-the-beholder...

                  Wiki that, you cunt!

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                  • BITEYOASS
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6530

                    #99
                    Check this out:

                    lance-armstrong.png

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12678



                      Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 04-19-2013, 05:14 PM.
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49505



                        Lance's bizarrely practical bike tire change video... :D

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          Nobody cares...

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49505

                            I love it when assholes don't care about something so much on the internet that they're forced to post how much they don't care... :D

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              Allow me to clarify...

                              I said nobody cares about Armstrong the corporate sellout bullshit artist...

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49505

                                Of course he's a total dick. It's a pretty informative video actually, though. Fucking flat tires suck in the middle of the woods or miles from your house...

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