I'll Call You... Never

[Kristy]

Twat:



I'd say you throw like a girl but that is far too obvious.

[Von Halen]

I bet you throw like a man.

[hideyoursheep]

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[Kristy]

I bet you throw like a man.

Of course I can throw better than you. Even a amputated turtle can throw better than you.

[WARF]

Von Halen, stay the fuck away from my woman.

Go back to Sensible Shoes, I like younger women!

[Von Halen]

Von Halen, stay the fuck away from my woman.

Go back to Sensible Shoes, I like younger women!

What makes you think he's younger than Shoes?


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[WARF]

I'd still fuck her (it)!

[Sensible Shoes]

Warf, you've dumped me twice. Don't start trying to set me up with people to make yourself feel better. Shitbag.

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[WARF]

Come back to me Shoes, besides Von Hagar is gay... Plus he painted his buggy pink and listens Sammy Hagar's "Over The Top" soundtrack with volume raised to the top!

[Sensible Shoes]

Fuck off Warf, I'm not staying with you or ANY of your aliases.

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[chefcraig]

Come back to me Shoes, besides Von Hagar is gay... Plus he painted his buggy pink and listens Sammy Hagar's "Over The Top" soundtrack with volume raised to the top!

What's gay about that? Oh, wait a minute...EVERYTHING!

Von, go to Sears, get a bucket of black Rust-oleum with a paint roller kit for the car, along with a copy of ADKOT and rejoin us on the Dark Side of the Force, ya ninny.

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh fer crissakes it's not pink.

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