Fantasy football: get a life

[Mushroom]

Fantasy football: get a life. I turned to NFL network and they are airing Fantasy live whatever blah blah blah... Make me puke. I get so sick of hearing prognosticators and opinions of failed athletes. Here is my opinion: Fantasy football is for pussies and internet tough guys. Isn't the game of football more important than stats??? Isn't there something better to do with your life? Like slicing your wrists... Sucking on a gun barrel. I hope you are not procreating. I bet most of these participants still live with their parents

What is it about fantasy football? I don't get it.

[ODShowtime]

It's called gambling you fuckwit and if you're smarter than the other folks in your league you can take their money. I've made a few hundred dollars net in the last 5 years. Make fun of that, asshole.

[Mushroom]

It's called gambling you fuckwit and if you're smarter than the other folks in your league you can take their money. I've made a few hundred dollars net in the last 5 years. Make fun of that, asshole.

That's easy!

few
fyo͞o/
adjective & pronoun
1. a small number of. "may I ask a few questions?" synonyms: a small number, a handful, one or two, a couple, two or three; not many, hardly any "there weren't many biscuits, but we saved you a few"
2. used to emphasize how small a number of people or things is. "he had few friends"

OK, I'll give you $400 in the last 5 years = $400 / 5 years = $80/year. Good job.

Say you spend half hour per week over 16 weeks. that's 8 hours or $10/hour. Man, you can find a part time job working one day a week and come out ahead.

But taking other people's money sounds fun!

My band plays on average 2 gigs/month. We get a lot of pleasure. Incidentally I make $150/gig. 12 months x 2 gigs/month x $150/gig = $3600/year

[Fairwrning]

Fantasy football: get a life. I turned to NFL network and they are airing Fantasy live whatever blah blah blah... Make me puke. I get so sick of hearing prognosticators and opinions of failed athletes. Here is my opinion: Fantasy football is for pussies and internet tough guys. Isn't the game of football more important than stats??? Isn't there something better to do with your life? Like slicing your wrists... Sucking on a gun barrel. I hope you are not procreating. I bet most of these participants still live with their parents

What is it about fantasy football? I don't get it.

If you dont get it, whats with the pissy attitude...try it before you bitch and throw insults..speaking of internet tough guys...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

it is too distracting for me

to each there own tho, i don't hate those that play it

[twonabomber]

it is too distracting for me

Too much work, for me. I may only see a half-hour of football a week anyways.

[TFM_Dale]

Fantasy football: get a life. I turned to NFL network and they are airing Fantasy live whatever blah blah blah... Make me puke. I get so sick of hearing prognosticators and opinions of failed athletes. Here is my opinion: Fantasy football is for pussies and internet tough guys. Isn't the game of football more important than stats??? Isn't there something better to do with your life? Like slicing your wrists... Sucking on a gun barrel. I hope you are not procreating. I bet most of these participants still live with their parents

What is it about fantasy football? I don't get it.

How about fuck off? Your unsolicited opinion on something millions of people play means as much as a sammy fagar interview does around here. Nothing. Eat shit and stick your opinion up your ass.

[TFM_Dale]

That's easy!

few
fyo͞o/
adjective & pronoun
1. a small number of. "may I ask a few questions?" synonyms: a small number, a handful, one or two, a couple, two or three; not many, hardly any "there weren't many biscuits, but we saved you a few"
2. used to emphasize how small a number of people or things is. "he had few friends"

OK, I'll give you $400 in the last 5 years = $400 / 5 years = $80/year. Good job.

Say you spend half hour per week over 16 weeks. that's 8 hours or $10/hour. Man, you can find a part time job working one day a week and come out ahead.

But taking other people's money sounds fun!

My band plays on average 2 gigs/month. We get a lot of pleasure. Incidentally I make $150/gig. 12 months x 2 gigs/month x $150/gig = $3600/year

He didn't say it was a job jackass.

[DlocRoth]

[QUOTE=Mushroom;1814031]Fantasy football: get a life. I turned to NFL network and they are airing Fantasy live whatever blah blah blah... Make me puke. I get so sick of hearing prognosticators and opinions of failed athletes. Here is my opinion: Fantasy football is for pussies and internet tough guys. Isn't the game of football more important than stats??? Isn't there something better to do with your life? Like slicing your wrists... Sucking on a gun barrel. I hope you are not procreating. I bet most of these participants still live with their parents

What is it about fantasy football? I don't get it.[/QUOTE

Sounds like somebody is a little jealous....

What's the matter, little guy?

Don't have enough friends to get a league going?

[ODShowtime]

That's easy!

few
fyo͞o/
adjective & pronoun
1. a small number of. "may I ask a few questions?" synonyms: a small number, a handful, one or two, a couple, two or three; not many, hardly any "there weren't many biscuits, but we saved you a few"
2. used to emphasize how small a number of people or things is. "he had few friends"

OK, I'll give you $400 in the last 5 years = $400 / 5 years = $80/year. Good job.

Say you spend half hour per week over 16 weeks. that's 8 hours or $10/hour. Man, you can find a part time job working one day a week and come out ahead.

But taking other people's money sounds fun!

My band plays on average 2 gigs/month. We get a lot of pleasure. Incidentally I make $150/gig. 12 months x 2 gigs/month x $150/gig = $3600/year

You're going to define "few" for us like that's edgy or something? Sorry I don't have time to waste giving you accurate figures, as if your nonsense deserved more than 30 seconds of attention. And you make an estimate and then patronize me about the figure? Fuck you.

You're an idiot. No one gives a shit whether you're in a band or not in the first place. Go tell Kristy. She'll be impressed at the $150 you make to schlepp your gear around and probably play a bunch of bullshit pussy music.

[WARF's Vagina]

Fantasy football: get a life. I turned to NFL network and they are airing Fantasy live whatever blah blah blah... Make me puke. I get so sick of hearing prognosticators and opinions of failed athletes. Here is my opinion: Fantasy football is for pussies and internet tough guys. Isn't the game of football more important than stats??? Isn't there something better to do with your life? Like slicing your wrists... Sucking on a gun barrel. I hope you are not procreating. I bet most of these participants still live with their parents

What is it about fantasy football? I don't get it.

says the guy that posts at a David Lee Roth site.

[Kristy]

Fantasy football is for F A T fucking finger-sniffing failures and fags.

Draft a team, play certain assholes on that team to how well they perform on Sunday, make money while being an asshole.

Definition of ghey right there.

[fraroc]

Fantasy football is for F A T fucking finger-sniffing failures and fags.

Draft a team, play certain assholes on that team to how well they perform on Sunday, make money while being an asshole.

Definition of ghey right there.

The day you stop being a cunt is the day the world stands still.

[Kristy]

Wrong, asshole. The day you get yourself a fucking job and move out of your parent's house is the day the world stands still.

[TFM_Dale]

Fantasy football is for F A T fucking finger-sniffing failures and fags.

Draft a team, play certain assholes on that team to how well they perform on Sunday, make money while being an asshole.

Definition of ghey right there.

Huh, I thought smoking legal weed in Colorado was the definition of ghey.