Fantasy football: get a life

[Mushroom]

Sounds like somebody is a little jealous....

What's the matter, little guy?

Don't have enough friends to get a league going?

I sort of lost a few friends because all they could talk about was fantasy. Well I made some new friends that have similar hobbies like skiing, 4-wheeling, hunting, beer-bonging, and camping in the winter time, including fucking Ice Fishing! So you pussies can stay indoors with your snuggle blankets and set your laptops on top of that little dick. I'm sure your girlfriends love that.

I love to watch NFL network at night to wind down. But I could not believe they have a fucking show about fantasy football. This show is hosted by failed jocks who I have never heard of. And the most annoying segment is the "That Helps No One" -- I know, it is pathetic that I know that. Are you fucking kidding me? That Helps No One???? Fuck You, "that" helped my REAL team win, you selfish pricks. I puked.

Cheers!

[ODShowtime]

Well I made some new friends that have similar hobbies like skiing, 4-wheeling, hunting, beer-bonging, and camping in the winter time, including fucking Ice Fishing! So you pussies can stay indoors with your snuggle blankets and set your laptops on top of that little dick. I'm sure your girlfriends love that.

Since we're judging the lives of people we don't know, that sounds really fucking horrible. Fuck winter.

So you can find the time for your precious band and all this beer-bonging and ice fishing, but people who play fantasy football just do that and nothing else and sit inside all winter? You should realize that your arguments don't make any sense and apparently only serve to brag about this amazing life you say you have, while bragging on an internet board full of people who don't know you. Great use of your time!

Again I tell you that no one here gives a shit about your life. Again I say fuck you, idiot.

[Kristy]

Huh, I thought smoking legal weed in Colorado was the definition of ghey.

No, that is the definition of cool.

[TFM_Dale]

No, that is the definition of cool.

I'm sending you a Jimmy Page shirt for Christmas.

[Kristy]

You're a mean person.