Since When Has Tiger Wood Been Frack/Drilling Lindsey Vonn?

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16471
    #1

    Since When Has Tiger Wood Been Frack/Drilling Lindsey Vonn?



    Two losers that never looked worse together. One can no longer "par" or what the fuck that means, and the other will be a major embarrassment in Sochi. He does realize she's not a waitress, right?



    Vonn: Hehe...pretty lights..."

    Woods: "Shut the fuck up, bitch."

    Be sure to bring back no medal, Vonn. It'll be Vancouver all over again.
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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32865
      #2
      Tiger loves them blonde chicks. It still cracks me up his X-wife chased him with a golf club.

      Boy when I was skiing all the chicks that did downhill and super G were ugly. This chick seems like she's out for a modeling career. I don't know I don't follow the US Ski Team anymore.
      Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-18-2013, 05:25 AM.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • BITEYOASS
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6530
          #3
          I prefer the Snowboarding chicks myself.

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            • twonabomber
              formerly F A T
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 11245
              #4
              Aww, Tiger turned Kristy down.
              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                • Kristy
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 16471
                  #5
                  Which is a good thing.

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32865
                      #6
                      Originally posted by twonabomber
                      Aww, Tiger turned Kristy down.
                      Tiger is a good name for him. He fucks everything that moves. Oh well he thinks like a golfer. The objective is to get it in the hole.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32865
                          #7
                          I used to race downhill and Super G. You have to build your legs up big time and you spend a lot of time in the gym doing squats and other leg exercises. Your thighs really start to burn about halfway through a course. That means she probably has great legs and probably a nice tight ass. Who wouldn't want that? Who cares if her personality is a tad below a soggy napkin?
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Von Halen
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Dec 2003
                              • 7525
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              I used to race downhill and Super G. You have to build your legs up big time and you spend a lot of time in the gym doing squats and other leg exercises. Your thighs really start to burn about halfway through a course. That means she probably has great legs and probably a nice tight ass. Who wouldn't want that? Who cares if her personality is a tad below a soggy napkin?
                              Are you Spider Sabich?

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                                • Coyote
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 8185
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                  Tiger is a good name for him. He fucks everything that moves. Oh well he thinks like a golfer. The objective is to get it in the hole.
                                  Well, with a ho at every hole, no wonder he's that good at it.
                                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                                    • Satan
                                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 6664
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Von Halen
                                      Are you Spider Sabich?
                                      Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                                      Originally posted by Sockfucker
                                      I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                                        • Nitro Express
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 32865
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Coyote
                                          Well, with a ho at every hole, no wonder he's that good at it.
                                          Admt it. If we were in his shoes we would be doing the same damn thing.
                                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                            • Nitro Express
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 32865
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Von Halen
                                              Are you Spider Sabich?
                                              No. I was never shot by a jealous lover. Ha! That will probably be Tiger's fate as well the way he's going.
                                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                • Kristy
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 16471
                                                  #13
                                                  I love watching this

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                                                    • Coyote
                                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 8185
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                      Admt it. If we were in his shoes we would be doing the same damn thing.
                                                      Well, yes. A bit more careful than Tiger, though.
                                                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                                                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                                                        • Mushroom
                                                          Commando
                                                          • Jul 2009
                                                          • 1134
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Kristy
                                                          I love watching this
                                                          You probably will enjoy this...

                                                          Lindsey Vonn injured during training (today!!)

                                                          http://http://www.usatoday.com/story...ining/3642811/

                                                          Reigning Olympic downhill champion Lindsey Vonn has crashed while training ahead of her return to racing following major knee surgery.

                                                          U.S. Ski Team spokesman Tom Kelly says Tuesday that Vonn is being evaluated at a hospital after being taken off the slope at Copper Mountain, Colo., on a sled.

                                                          Hey Lindsey, you can't win another championship by sucking Tiger Wood!!

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