Michael Vick's Legs Broken In Car Accident

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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49330

    Michael Vick's Legs Broken In Car Accident

    PRO FOOTBALL NEWS:
    Michael Vick Breaks Both Legs In Car Accident



    THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING...

    Philadelphia December 5, 2013 30 minutes ago...

    A spokesperson for the Philadelphia highway safety authority (HSA) has confirmed that Michael Vick has broken both of his legs in a traffic altercation. He has been transported via ambulance to a local Philadelphia hospital for treatment, and the full extent of his injuries are not known at this time, however, both of his legs were visibly broken and not life threatening according to sources.

    The accident involved a 2012 BMW driven by Michael Vick and a 76 year old female driver in a 2010 Audi. The driver of the Audi was issued a citation for failing to stop at a red light before striking the vehicle driven by Michael Vick at a high rate of speed.

    Team spokespersons could not be reached for comment at this time.

    Additional details and information will be updated as it becomes available. This story is still developing
  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16471

    #2
    FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

    Fuck him! I have absolutely no symphony for a cocksucker that smashes defenseless dogs skulls against a brick wall because they will no longer fight for him. I was also hoping he would be permanently paralyzed from the neck down from a blind side hit with his fucking spine coming out of his asshole for what he did to those animals. Call it doggy karma because Vick is a sociopathic shitbag who should still be rotting in jail cell or mauled to death by a thousand poodles. I hope this is a career-ending injury and that this fucker develops inoperable cancer and fades out of public view FOREVER.

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    • Va Beach VH Fan
      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
      • Dec 2003
      • 17913

      #3
      It's been a hoax for 2 days...
      Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

      "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

      "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16471

        #4
        Even more of a bitch when the real karma gets his ass.

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49330

          #5
          Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
          It's been a hoax for 2 days...
          I guess I got fooled again! :D Some dumb blond posted it on Facebook like an hour ago...

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16471

            #6
            Well the good news in all of this is there is still an opportunity to see him with his spine ripped out.

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            • DLR Bridge
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2011
              • 5473

              #7
              Damn. This hoax shit has got to stop. I got burned by the Jackie Chan dying in a stunt hoax a couple of months ago.

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              • chefcraig
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Apr 2004
                • 12172

                #8
                At this point, who cares? Nick Foles has been anointed with the next Joe Montana award (as if that is a good thing), so even if this story had any truth behind it, it is unlikely to scare up any more concern or credibility above the "Beatle Paul Is Dead/Replaced By Android" stories from the 1960s, or Sammy Hagar's belief that he was anally probed by aliens, who seemed to think he was some sort of voice of credibility and reason for human civilization.

                I mean, come on...if the planet is threatened with invasion by a race of tequila imbibing, Hagar-loving outer space beings, the citizens of Earth could probably wipe them out entirely with a bunch of K-Mart wrist-rockets and some tennis balls over the course of an afternoon.

                Nothing to see here folks, move along...









                “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                ― Stephen Hawking

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49330

                  #9
                  Yeah, Nick Foles pretty much was the old lady in the Audi...

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                  • DlocRoth
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 5520

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                    Yeah, Nick Foles pretty much was the old lady in the Audi...
                    He's playing lights out, for sure.

                    But sometimes ya just gotta be SURE, ya know?
                    Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                    • baru911
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 298

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                      I guess I got fooled again! :D Some dumb blond posted it on Facebook like an hour ago...
                      Pretty much your typical way of stumbling through life isn’t it?

                      I’ve said it before - I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
                      Just remember boys and girls, to get Nick the Dick and his partner FORD off your porch when they come to your home you just need to pay them for the pizza.

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49330

                        #12
                        Originally posted by baru911
                        Pretty much your typical way of stumbling through life isn’t it?

                        I’ve said it before - I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
                        Sorry I spank your ass daily in the Frontline.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                          I guess I got fooled again!
                          So, what's that, like your 9,468,736th time ??

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49330

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            So, what's that, like your 9,468,736th time ??
                            If only I had taken the colloid vitamins with Mormon cum and salt, I'd never fall for the posts of hot blonds with enormous breasts!

                            I'm sure you and buttdouche911 don't have that problem. Hot, large breasted blonds on your Facebook...

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              I don't play gay, spy, facebook, so no...

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