ok, folks........this is the ace diamond show!

[ace diamond]

hey, i'm not the one that picked the title of that album.
don't blame me for it.
go hammer on matthew leonard.
he picked that fucking title.......personally, i don't like it.
even i did then and still do now think it is fucking stupid.

[chefcraig]

can I name your new songs?

554 - the brother-in-law of the neighbor of the beast

556 - the lawyer of the neighbor of the beast

555 - the fictitious phone number of the beast (used in films and tv)

(305) - the area code of the beast (in-joke for South Floridians)

[VanHalener]

I know Wildman.

I have a hard time reading my own mind since Van Halen broke
up.

[ace diamond]

I called that muthaphuker.

The ENTIRE time I was was on the phone with Ace there was not even one note played from the song Pinball Wizard.

How do you 'splain that Holmes?

you didn't ask!
just for that, here ya go, fucker!
CRANK IT!

[VanHalener]

My garage is cop central


Pinball Wizard

The Who

OWWWWWWW !

[VanHalener]

call me!

I called that muthaphuker.

The ENTIRE time I was was on the phone with Ace there was not even one note played from the song Pinball Wizard.

How do you 'splain that Holmes?

[ace diamond]

VAN HALENER, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

[ace diamond]

ace, ya phuck!

call me!

[ace diamond]

I would like to know how fingers crossed behind your back is going to help me with my =VH= deficiency

Huh?!

Tell me that, ya Bastages, tell me that?!

Turn it up or get the Phuck out!

simply drop the needle in the groove3 of side one of some WACF and turn the volume knob to it's maximum level or simply

PLAY IT LOUD, BROTHER!
I now return you to your regularly scheduled rothaholics unanimously
meeting.

THAT IS ALL..........OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

[VanHalener]

If I was half the man I used to be I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to my garage!

I'm just taking out my =VH= frustrations here rather than in the 7-11 parking lot.

18 to 80...

I GOT your Van Halen

[VanHalener]

Ace, ya phuck!

[VanHalener]

Sorry man...

Just went through the entire CVH catalog in the garage next to a couple of angry speakers and I STILL don't hear something new.

It's

Just

Not

Right

[VanHalener]

I would like to know how fingers crossed behind your back is going to help me with my =VH= deficiency

Huh?!

Tell me that, ya Bastages, tell me that?!

Turn it up or get the Phuck out!

[ace diamond]

Told ya.....and think of the kick ass studio you'd have if you bought that stuff before you recorded at a studio!

i recorded my 3rd album on this very same set-up.........
i'm still gonna record on march 4th those 2 new songs, because anyway i look at it, it'll take me 6 months to save up the money for this stuff,
and by the time i get it, i'll have some more new material to record.
but yes, i do see how that in the long run, this would save me a ton of time, money, and hassle.........

[kwame k]

Told ya.....and think of the kick ass studio you'd have if you bought that stuff before you recorded at a studio!