The Life of (p)Rick Beato

[Kristy]

[Seshmeister]

Rick Beato owns a nice recording studio, has written a #1 country song that sold over a million, and has over 4 million subscribers on YouTube which alone will bring in $20k a month at least.

We all wish we could 'fail' like Beato...

[Kristy]

(p)Rick Beato is the definition of a failed musician. He comes from a life of privilege and his production skills leave a lot to be desired. That asshole talks more about how in love he is with himself and his shitty overpriced books than he has with any real musical output in over 25 years. His whole "woe is me" YouTube are stale like his attitude and his pointless stupid question interviews. Sure, he rakes in the dough from his abysmal channel and recycles whatever sells and flashy as opposed to making any real music.


This is why you're such a slave. You defend the indefensible.

[twonabomber]

You should go after that "Professor Of Rock" and his stupid hat

[Kristy]

This guy, right? He's fucking creepy. He must work for some major label or ad agency where he gets the interviews he does and ask questions more retarded than clueless (p)Rick Beato ever could. He also looks to be one of yours with the whole MTV/80's vibe and nostalgia muttering and I'm not entirely sure what his brand is: hipster rock critic or a tool for shitty glasses frames. I will give him credit in one regard in that he's not in love with his miserable existence like (p)Rick Beato or talks on that boring repetitive musicianese.

[twonabomber]

this one's for Kristy...

[Kristy]

I'm not ever watching that shit. However, you'd a multimillionaire dipshit like Rubin would at least dress properly for an interview. Even if it is with (p)Rick Beato

[twonabomber]

I've seen it mentioned that Rubin is typically barefoot and his home is decorated in "early sheet."

[Kristy]

There is something seriously wrong with this asshole. He's well past his mid-life crisis and into this yelling at kids to get off his lawn stage because the "youth" have it so much easier than his entitled privileged life ever did. (p)Rick Beato now finds himself soul-searching for old videos to demonstrate how much of a clueless smug asshole he is. This motherfucker is one Taylor Swift song away from hatching up his family. He really is.

[Seshmeister]

Not everything is for everybody - you have The Kardashians to watch or some hippy chicks in floral dresses rehashing some average 90s indie music.

[Kristy]

That is the argument of a slave.

(p)Rick Beato wants everyone to know he is growing old and shit was so much better in his day. In fact, that's all he ever talks about. Yes, wave the car keys and look the other way as this failure of a musician rambles on about other people's achievements and makes them his own. How this motherfucker makes any money is beyond me apart from his boring YouTube revenue. That fucking beard screams serial killer.