"The Rolling Stones" Thread

[Mushroom]

Meanwhile, I’m going to work tomorrow to milk the cow. I shouldn’t, but I will because they still give me money. My product lacks luster, but I was amazing 40 years ago. I love milking the cow, it’s all I know how to do now.

[Terry]

Da Stonez stopped being the Stonez in 1993 when Wyman left to band to pursue all the teenage girls he could find. Since then with ALL other of these shitty "classic rock" bands they have rebranded themselves as an ATM depository by milking their fans for every fucking dime they can get. Bridges to Bremen? Who asked for that shit? Moreover, who wanted to ever listen to that shit? And make no mistake. It is shit.

Jagger and his limey monkey boy Keith are fucking assholes. They sold out their own band and will never ever come close to making Taylor Swift money no matter how many times Jagger exploits her on stage for his bank account. Fucking disgusting and gross. Especially from Jagger a well-known misogynist.


New album?

No one remembers their last album.

Last album of theirs I could still listen to start-to-finish is 1981's Tattoo You, and THAT album was comprised in no small part of reworked tracks going back as far as 1972.

Last track of theirs I thought showed some real spark and creativity was the title track to 1983's Undercover album.

Post-Undercover, I listened to everything up to and including ...what ...A Bigger Bang. Couple of glimmers here and there.

In some ways it's probably unreasonable to have expected them (or any other band) to make consistently great music for a career as long as theirs.

They had that great 15 year or so period between 1968 and 1981 where they made, by and large, really good albums. Even ten years is a lot for any rock band in terms of putting out consistently good stuff.

When I think of the best they had to offer as a band and how they've basically spent the last 40 or so years coasting, fer sure it's a bit winceworthy. They just keep going because ...I dunno. Because why not, I guess. For me, the band hasn't had any real purpose for so long whatever they've been up to or whatever they're currently doing is just ...there.

[Kristy]

Gimmie the real deal not that unlistenable limey shit.

[Kristy]

Yeawwwwwwwwwwwwn

More limey theft.

[FORD]

Brand new song here. Rolling Stones go "Zydeco"... and yet manage to sound like vintage Stones all at the same time.....

[Kristy]

A true musician never wants to stop playing. But come on, I'm a listener, and I stopped listening to their new music last century. No Charlie. No Stones. I just can't.

Da Stonez stopped being the Stonez in 1993 when Wyman left to band to pursue all the teenage girls he could find. Since then with ALL other of these shitty "classic rock" bands they have rebranded themselves as an ATM depository by milking their fans for every fucking dime they can get. Bridges to Bremen? Who asked for that shit? Moreover, who wanted to ever listen to that shit? And make no mistake. It is shit.

Jagger and his limey monkey boy Keith are fucking assholes. They sold out their own band and will never ever come close to making Taylor Swift money no matter how many times Jagger exploits her on stage for his bank account. Fucking disgusting and gross. Especially from Jagger a well-known misogynist.


New album?

No one remembers their last album.

[Kristy]

This is how you steal back from a fucking limey

[Mushroom]

A true musician never wants to stop playing. But come on, I'm a listener, and I stopped listening to their new music last century. No Charlie. No Stones. I just can't.

[FORD]

Whatever Woody's drinking here... I'll take a 6 pack to go....

[FORD]

For fucks sake Mick.. write some lyrics to this one and put it on the new record. Leave everything else the way it is.....

[Kristy]

Yeah, so, who remembers their last album?


No one.


Mick and his bottom bitch Keith refuse to realize they'll never have Taylor Swift money.

With so many piece of shit limey rock stars dying you'd think those two would take the hint.

[FORD]

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[FORD]

[FORD]

Watch it while you can. The copyright troll fascists never leave this one alone for long!

[Kristy]

What a goddamn joke

No wonder as to why Democrats are failing.