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  • heartbreaker
    Groupie
    • Feb 2004
    • 52

    Enemy Territory - Cabo Wabo Cantina

    I know that everyone in the DLR Army is aware of Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo, San Lucas, Mexico.

    As it turns out, I will be vacationing in Cabo, San Lucas Mexico for my birthday this year and I had planned to check out the Cabo Wabo if, for no other reason, to scope out the enemy territory and see if any DLR marks have been planted there. At the very least, some anti-Sammy/pro Dave graffitti in the men's room.

    I was wondering if anyone from the DLR Army has ever "invaded" Sammy's Cabo Wabo in the past (I refuse to believe that I will be the first) and what everyone else's $0.02 is on the subject.
  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    #2
    Originally posted by heartbreaker
    I know that everyone in the DLR Army is aware of Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo, San Lucas, Mexico.

    As it turns out, I will be vacationing in Cabo, San Lucas Mexico for my birthday this year and I had planned to check out the Cabo Wabo if, for no other reason, to scope out the enemy territory and see if any DLR marks have been planted there. At the very least, some anti-Sammy/pro Dave graffitti in the men's room.

    I was wondering if anyone from the DLR Army has ever "invaded" Sammy's Cabo Wabo in the past (I refuse to believe that I will be the first) and what everyone else's $0.02 is on the subject.
    been there, saw the house band, not a horrible club/restaurant. more fun at squid row. there is a little outdoor bar near the marina called "monkey business". just a 12 stool bar to sample the wares from a liquor store next door. killer drinks and for some reason we have a blast there every time.
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      #3
      for some reason i think i remember a copy of 1984 on the gold/platinum/trophy wall
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        #4
        where are ya stayin?
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • Va Beach VH Fan
          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
          • Dec 2003
          • 17913

          #5
          Moving to HOM due to the "No Hagar threads in Main" policy.....
          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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          • TJMKID
            Veteran
            • Mar 2004
            • 1533

            #6
            Originally posted by heartbreaker
            As it turns out, I will be vacationing in Cabo, San Lucas Mexico for my birthday this year and I had planned to check out the Cabo Wabo if, for no other reason, to scope out the enemy territory and see if any DLR marks have been planted there. At the very least, some anti-Sammy/pro Dave graffitti in the men's room.

            Maybe you can pull off an Ozzy --- a la 1984 Alamo --- and take a huge piss all over the Cabo Wabo front door and take a photo of it? :tongue0011:

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            • hambon4lif
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jun 2004
              • 2810

              #7
              Originally posted by heartbreaker
              I was wondering if anyone from the DLR Army has ever "invaded" Sammy's Cabo Wabo in the past (I refuse to believe that I will be the first) and what everyone else's $0.02 is on the subject.
              It was an experience that scarred me for life!

              One of my friends won a radio contest for a winter getaway to Cabo for him and three guests, and he invited me and his homies to go with him. It was the dead of winter here in Illinois, and it was like 10 below zero, so I was like "Fuck it, let's get out of here for awhile."

              We were set up with two suites at The Bungalow. The weather was nice, and there was alot of hot pussy running around, so we checked-in, threw our bags in the room, and hit the town. Half-hour later we wandered into the Wabo, and the place is packed. Good music's playing (lots of Bad Company, ZZ Top etc.) and there's alot of hot chicks on the dancefloor. One of 'em kept smiling at me so I went up and started grinding on her. We're getting hot and heavy when it occurs to me that we have rooms, so I took her by the hand and split for a spell.

              No sooner do we get in the room did she stand at the end of the bed, lift her dress, drop her thong, and bend over. She had a killer ass, so I just walked over and plugged in. There's a full-length mirror hanging on the wall at the foot of the bed, so I'm doing the Christian Bale/American Psycho thing where I'm pointing at the mirror and making goofy faces while I'm banging her.
              I feel the load getting ready to explode, and I don't know if it was from serious air intake, but when I pulled my dick out she let out the raunchiest queef you've ever heard in your life!! It sounded like somebody dropped a bowling ball on top of a duck. It was pretty gross.

              And the night just got worse from that point on. We get back to the club, and they're playing Van Hagar songs consecutively, like 10 in a fucking row. It was my personal "Room 101" from Orwells '1984'. Fuckin' horrific!!

              I love my God-given sense of hearing, but that was one night I wouldn't have minded being without it. Between the roaring queef and being subjected to 10 song blocks of Sammy Hagar, it's really fucked me up mentally.

              The weather was nice, though.......

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                #8
                nice
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • hotsummerknight
                  Groupie
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 71

                  #9
                  please keep the cabo cantina a neutral territory. sammy wouldn't go into your house to scribble on your bathroom walls and piss on your foundation. that being said, have an awesome time down there and be safe.

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    #10
                    Originally posted by hotsummerknight
                    please keep the cabo cantina a neutral territory. sammy wouldn't go into your house to scribble on your bathroom walls and piss on your foundation. that being said, have an awesome time down there and be safe.
                    he peed on the spaceship while he was bein' "probed"
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • hotsummerknight
                      Groupie
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 71

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                      he peed on the spaceship while he was bein' "probed"
                      hi pete! you never came over last month. i had a 6-pack waiting for ya.

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        #12
                        Originally posted by hotsummerknight
                        hi pete! you never came over last month. i had a 6-pack waiting for ya.
                        let heater have it, thanx
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • hotsummerknight
                          Groupie
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 71

                          #13
                          Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                          let heater have it, thanx
                          i don't like heater.

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678

                            #14
                            me neither
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32883

                              #15
                              So I take it none of you are going down to Cabo for Sam's birthday bash in October.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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