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they've been pushing The Spocker recently as a better option. 
For reference...
For reference...
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On AGT right now, and seem to be rockin' the crowd...
Then these stupid fuckers {the show producers) play "We Built This City" by Jefferson Starshit after their performance... I mean, WTF?Last edited by Nickdfresh; 05-30-2023, 08:32 PM.Comment
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The judges were awed and they made it, they were better than any fucking thing on that stage....Comment
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Bit of a kop out doing Eyes of a Tiger and the most PG chat I've ever seen from them.
I almost never see any of these talent show things I think the thing that bugs me most about them are the judges.
Who the fuck is Simon Cowell to judge anything? As a record company man all he 'discovered' were a handful of novelty acts like the Teletubbies and soap stars. Note he wasn't the guy that discovered the TV shows, he was the one that would get them to release a terrible novelty track. His first act Sinnitta a 2 hit wonder he fucked literally and then figuratively.
As for the rest "studded judging panel with global fashion icon Heidi Klum, fan-favorite comedian Howie Mandel and acclaimed actress and international superstar Sofia Vergara". So a swimsuit model and s guy that did the voice in Htrmlind
Sofía Vergara who is admittedly easy on the eye is problematic when judging magic acts because she literally believes in magic!
A recent magician candidate said he was warned about this by the crew and then when he said how long he had been practicing the trick she shouted out that was bullshit because you either have magic powers or you don't.
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Hoping for Glory Hole at the next round...
Lyrics
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side
Is it a boy or a girl, or a lady-man hermaphrodite?
Honey I don't wanna know,
Who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the Glory Hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about virgin tits
While the beast greases up my pole.
Gonna blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
I know a place down the street just behind Mickey Dee's,
Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please
Where the (...) is all they need to get a job well done
It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun
Baby! I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my cock tonight
I'm going to the Glory Hole
Gonna fuck it with all my might
In my head it's Jessica Biel
I don't care if it's a fucking troll
Gonna blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Come give your cock a chance
No need for romance
Come soil your pants
At the Glory Hole
Come get what you need
Do the dirty deed
Deposit your seed
At the Glory Hole
Feel somebody new
At the Glory Hole
Fill someone with goo
At the Glory Hole
No one judges you
At the Glory Hole
I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the Glory Hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about virgin tits
While the beast greases up my pole
Gonna blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Oh baby here I come!
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How are they on AGT? Don't they already have a contract?Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.Comment
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I'd like to anoint her with the "magic" of my penis, but pretty sure Steel Panther beat me to it!
BTW, I never watch this shit. I ditched cable and it was on broadcast and they mentioned SP coming on so it was kinda cool. The Ukrainian acrobat chicks were pretty "easy on the eyes" as well...Comment
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Steel Panther can't be Steel Panther on American Television. Not sure what this is all about. Their label must have pulled some strings. I love these guys live though. I hope they win! Oh, and I wish that fraud piece of shit Simon Cowell would die on screen.Comment
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What cheese shit production. Who scripts these shows?No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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The thing of it is...I thought or just assumed that show...like twona said...isn't that show basically a vehicle for performers who are of an amateur or undiscovered status?Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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"I can see this in Vegas."
Yeah, me too. And I have, multiple times over the past 10 years. Ain't no way Howie doesn't know these guys. They've all been doing there shows there forever and you know they all talk.
This was weird.Comment
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Played straight so that no one would know they are a parody?
There are so many of their songs that they can't do and it's all their best ones.
In fact they have been around so long now there are some they have probably dropped from their usual live show because they would cross a line now.
Let me know when they are on next - good chance I could miss it.Last edited by Seshmeister; 06-06-2023, 12:00 PM.Comment
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