Summer is here and the time is right for getting stoned on your back patio..."
`Mick Jagger & Keith Richards
That's right, you fucking (unemployed) cretins, summer is here. And what does summer mean to you? Parties, pussy, your shitty 2 week vacation to some even shittier tourist destination shithole? For me it's weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! Loadsa and loadsa of weed. Seems the both need a soundtrack to me so here is some suggestions. Granted this isn't another 1985 homoerotic post about some washed up, balding singer who once wore spandex on stage but music to rather enjoy life by. Or anything that has to do with gay metal. Now if you smoke quality weed and waste it on listening to gay metal you should up and fucking kill yourself now.
Thievery Corporation - Radio Retaliation
Never much cared for these fuckbutts, but this is some smooth shit.
Moondeluxe - Afternoon Cocktail
No album art but you can fuck to this.
Massive Attack - Lounge Hotel
Eh, they are fuckbutts, too. Here is 3 god damn CD's of summer fun by the most under appreciated sample stealers ever.
Sinner's Lounge - Pure Pleasure
Get this for that JEM/Solar Moon tune alone.
Fashion Vibes - Deep Grooves 1
Some eclectic shit for serious stoners. Better than the second offering
Lounge Deluxe 2
Eh, hit and miss with this one. Has that "bitchin'" Nightmares On Wax tune on it.
Jazz For Summer
Has JoJo Effect. Fucking cool or what!?
Deborah Jordan - The Light
Did not like this at first but with more weed, the better it becomes.
New York Smooth
Sounds pretentious because it is. But anything on here certainty beats 'Jump' or 'Panama" for weed sunsets and summer fun.
Well there you have it. Don't like it? Good. That means you are old, stale and stupid. But try to have a safe summer anyway.
`Mick Jagger & Keith Richards
That's right, you fucking (unemployed) cretins, summer is here. And what does summer mean to you? Parties, pussy, your shitty 2 week vacation to some even shittier tourist destination shithole? For me it's weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! Loadsa and loadsa of weed. Seems the both need a soundtrack to me so here is some suggestions. Granted this isn't another 1985 homoerotic post about some washed up, balding singer who once wore spandex on stage but music to rather enjoy life by. Or anything that has to do with gay metal. Now if you smoke quality weed and waste it on listening to gay metal you should up and fucking kill yourself now.
Thievery Corporation - Radio Retaliation
Never much cared for these fuckbutts, but this is some smooth shit.
Moondeluxe - Afternoon Cocktail
No album art but you can fuck to this.
Massive Attack - Lounge Hotel
Eh, they are fuckbutts, too. Here is 3 god damn CD's of summer fun by the most under appreciated sample stealers ever.
Sinner's Lounge - Pure Pleasure
Get this for that JEM/Solar Moon tune alone.
Fashion Vibes - Deep Grooves 1
Some eclectic shit for serious stoners. Better than the second offering
Lounge Deluxe 2
Eh, hit and miss with this one. Has that "bitchin'" Nightmares On Wax tune on it.
Jazz For Summer
Has JoJo Effect. Fucking cool or what!?
Deborah Jordan - The Light
Did not like this at first but with more weed, the better it becomes.
New York Smooth
Sounds pretentious because it is. But anything on here certainty beats 'Jump' or 'Panama" for weed sunsets and summer fun.
Well there you have it. Don't like it? Good. That means you are old, stale and stupid. But try to have a safe summer anyway.
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