I can't get this song out of my head!

[Anonymous]

Here's one for you Jewish fucks out there!

The counterpoint in this one is fucking amazing. Jon Oliva, eat your fucking heart out!

[Anonymous]

Speaking of Jon Oliva, Christmas & other assorted shit, here's the second best song ever written.

[Anonymous]

And of course, the ultimate rendition of the second best song ever written.

Fuck.

Yeah.

[FORD]

Another non-episodic song...

You can suck all the dick you want & still be a virgin, Mary.

You can suck all the dick you want & still be the mother of Christ.

You're still a virgin in the eyes of God, Mary.

The "official" version of this song had Kenny singing all the offensive lines, because nobody ever knows what the fuck he was saying anyway. Though it really wasn't hard to guess, from the audible lines sung by that offensive piece of shit, Mr. Hankey.

[DONNIEP]

Another non-episodic song...

You can suck all the dick you want & still be a virgin, Mary.

You can suck all the dick you want & still be the mother of Christ.

You're still a virgin in the eyes of God, Mary.

I can sing this song exactly like Mr. Hankey. I do killer impressions. You should hear me do Chef's parents' story about the Loch Ness Monster. Holy shit I'm good.

[FORD]

Cartman should join the fake Styx. He's better than the scab they have singing Dennis DeYoung's shit now, at least.

[FORD]