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If "Satan" leaves who am I gonna argue with? And who's gonna post the best conspiracy theories? Nah, I wouldn't want ol' Lucifer to leave. Besides, if he does leave we're gonna have to send out a rescue party when Bernie finally concedes to Hill Dawg. And I certainly can't go looking for him, what with all those reefer addicts roaming the countryside where he lives. I guess we could send Dawg, he's got a high tolerance for the doobage. And just imagine how happy and relieved Ford would be to answer the door and there's ol' DawgAmerican by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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I was hoping sesh was gonna draft in Elvis so him and ford can dook it out over the election . It would be fun.
And if axl and slash can make friends am sure sesh and Elvis can get the old band back together :Dfuck your fucking framingComment
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The odds are greater that Dave will wake up tomorrow and suddenly sound like Ralph Seinz.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Yeah, because the return of Elvis is JUST what this place needsScramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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