Dad Rock

[Terry]

I started playing in 1978. You either did sports or you were in a band. Our bass player’s father was a doctor and he owned the building his practice was in. We used to jam in the basement after all the medical staff went home.

That was some of the purest joy I ever had playing was those first few years with my buds in our early teens in the early 1980s.

Just guitar, bass and drums along with a single mic. Me and one guy trading off on bass and guitar, with the other guy drumming (all he played was drums). We'd take turns singing badly, but we'd jam on, like, War Pigs for an hour. Detroit Rock City was one we'd do a lot. Along with Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love. The Immigrant Song. The Trooper. Sounded terrible, but thankfully one of my jammin' buds mom was a divorcee who let us play in her basement as loud as we liked for as long as we wanted.

[Kristy]

While this does not qualify as Dad Rock I am posting this video as a warning. That's aright, a warning on how much that limey cocksucker poisoned so many generations with his plagiaristic filth.

You just know these kids are all going to be in prison when they turn 18

[FORD]

That little girl is a pretty good bass player, considering the bass is taller than she is.

[ZahZoo]

Yeah I've seen a few videos of that amazing youngster playing bass... she's got talent and a great groove.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

The boy on the drums isn't one-handed either.

[Kristy]

Children of dad rock - it can't get any worse until now.

[Kristy]

Kill me the fuck now.

[Kristy]

Honestly, there should a law against this type of shit:

[Nickdfresh]

When you call it "Dad Rock", do you mean your age-appropriate boyfriends' musical choices?

[Kristy]

No, pointless living Boomers like yourself who should have up and died years ago.

[Kristy]

That's it! I'm writing a letter to Congress. There HAS to be LAWS against this shit

[Nitro Express]

Nothing a bag of marbles and a sling shot can’t fix. If a band sucks they easily can be driven from the stage.

[Kristy]

Here's a rare video of slave SESH's band

[Seshmeister]

Everyone starts like this fortunately we didn't have video back then...

[Kristy]

Just....kill yourselves