R.E.M. Blows Hipster/Boomer Vomit

[Kristy]

He has always read the lyrics while on stage. It's either that or he goes back to mumbling them.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Well, fuck me.

The fucking lutrin... Losing his memory too?!

[Kristy]

[Kristy]

Well, fuck me.

[Seshmeister]

[FORD]

Who needs an enema? Just hearing Shiney Happy People would make me blast my ass.

What about "Furry Happy Monsters"?

[Nitro Express]

I have no idea who that is. If it's some TikTok bullshit, I don't use that ChiCom spyware app. Nor do I use Elon Musk's disinformation & Nazi propaganda tool, or Zuckerfuck's mindvirus generator.

Good for you! Social media ruined the internet.

[Nitro Express]

So the coffee enema girl is okay with you?

Who needs an enema? Just hearing Shiney Happy People would make me blast my ass.

[Mushroom]

Thank you. They sure did/do suck. Michael Stipes’s voice is pitchy and irritating

[Kristy]

No, god damn it, I'm talking coffee enema girl who was on YouTube and her video was educational and informative and you just freaked the fuck out over it.

[FORD]

I have no idea who that is. If it's some TikTok bullshit, I don't use that ChiCom spyware app. Nor do I use Elon Musk's disinformation & Nazi propaganda tool, or Zuckerfuck's mindvirus generator.

[Kristy]

So the coffee enema girl is okay with you?

[FORD]

FORD doesn't delete posts unless they really deserve it. I have no objection to criticism of a bad tribute band fronted by actors. Michael Shannon should have been in a George Jones tribute band, since he at least can pull that impersonation off in a TV show. I have no idea who the other dude is.

Meanwhile here's some real REM to clean out your eyes & ears.....

[Kristy]

Two actors who want to be rock stars that I've never fucking heard of Michael Shannon and Jason Narducy are now playing out their fantasy role of mimicking...R.E.M.?


R.E.M.? Remember those sell-out rich liberal fucks? They never fooled me with the losing their religion nonsense because R.E.M.'s religion has always been money. Lotsa money.

Anyways, these two douchesnots are on what's known as a "Tribute Tour"which just means another shitty tribute band too fucking lazy to write their own material unlike, say, the GREAT Taylor Swift does.*

Here's the result:

I been to family funerals that were less depressing than this. So take a gooooooood listen because that's where music is heading, you cretins. No more original songwriting and compositions, nobody fucking works anymore, just filthy crab-infested entitled Gen Z hipster scum stealing from Boomer Vomit because their TikTok accounts is not making them any money and the Boomer Vomit is completely okay with this. You can both go and fuck yourselves.




*which means slave FORD will be deleting this post shortly.