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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16347

    90,000 Kangaroo Fuckers Can't Be Wrong





    Look to slave FORD to delete this.
  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16347

    #2
    slave FORD wished his AARP washed-up Stones could rock as much as this:

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16347

      #3
      Look! Tay-Tay is a "tortured songwriter" Unlike, say, your Boomer Vomit which no longer actually writes songs anymore

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16347

        #4
        OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! It's Tay-Tay in Aus-Stray

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35223

          #5
          Originally posted by Kristy
          90,000 Kangaroo Fuckers Can't Be Wrong
          You never saw Crocodile Dundee 3.

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16347

            #6
            Just a quick update on the Taylor mania in Kangarooland. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE SWIFTIES. They are taking over. Hear that, you conspiratorial Republican scum?



            Say, while we're at it, let's check in on slave FORDs Stones Retirement Home Tour:




            Wow. Think Mick and Keith will do an encore?

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #7
              More like MelBoring it’s such a Ho hum city.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16347

                #8
                The GREAT TAYLOR sold around 91000 tickets for each of her 3 Melbourne performances. Assuming an average $200 per ticket, after all her costs are taken out, she made nearly 3 million per hour. How much did Mick and Keith make? Each day, she also pumped over 20 million directly into the Victoria economy, plus who knows how much indirectly she made the state. At least Taylor delivers a reasonably clean concert that a parent could take their daughters to unlike that date rape filth music slave FORD listens to.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32798

                  #9
                  What competition does she have? When there was a real radio and MTV driven music industry you had to be a great dancer and or singer to make it big. She seems to be the only thing on the menu. She doesn’t suck but she ain’t that great.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16347

                    #10
                    Bitchin' The only people following Mick and Keith are funeral directors.

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                    • Catfish
                      Sniper
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 898

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      You never saw Crocodile Dundee 3.
                      A definite misfire. Though it was funny when he captured the skunk by its tail off the side of the freeway.

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                      • Kristy
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 16347

                        #12
                        I guess Rolling Stones fans can't afford the merch due to their cost for shit like health care and portable oxygen and all the prescription drugs*



                        Researchers estimate that Taylor Swift merchandise sales may total $66 million in Sydney alone. Swift is estimated to take away a $22.3 million cut while fans are estimated to spend an average of $1,300 per person.

                        Patrick Scully-Sanders (below) is spending nearly $20,000 to attend the Eras Tour, but for Taylor Swift, he says it is worth it.



                        The Swiftie super-fan from Perth worked three jobs to fund his attendance including $2,500 worth of merchandise—the average fan spends $208 on merchandise alone. He plans to attend all seven Australian concerts in Melbourne and Sydney, and bought top-tier VIP tickets valued at $1,250 each, for six out of the seven concerts.* On top of the tickets, he also bought merchandise at a pop-up sale including hoodies, posters, and water bottles.

                        *I love drugs. You should to.

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                        • Mushroom
                          Commando
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 1127

                          #13
                          I cannot recite or recall a single song of hers. But she’s still way cooler than KKKanye West.

                          By the way, I can recite the lyrics to 100 Rolling Stones songs, 20 Night Ranger songs, and 2 Loverboy songs. Not to mention any classic VH song. Kristy, give me a call, I’ll be sure my phone is not on silence this time.
                          Last edited by Mushroom; 02-21-2024, 02:22 PM.

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                          • Terry
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 11968

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            You never saw Crocodile Dundee 3.

                            Or Yahoo Serious.
                            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                            • Terry
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11968

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Just a quick update on the Taylor mania in Kangarooland. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE SWIFTIES. They are taking over. Hear that, you conspiratorial Republican scum?



                              Say, while we're at it, let's check in on slave FORDs Stones Retirement Home Tour:




                              Wow. Think Mick and Keith will do an encore?
                              I hope it's Satisfaction...and I hope after 60 years of playing that tune that they've 'still got it, man!'
                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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