The Exposure Of Kristy

[Hardrock69]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the Krusty-bot is just a poorly written piece of software code.
So I doubt it will ever meet anyone.
Ever.

[twonabomber]

Look on Craigslist...

[Von Halen]

I am in Denver! I’ve asked around to see if anyone one has seen a drug addled transvestite named “Kristy” laying on any sidewalks or in any homeless shelters. Nobody seems to know.

[Von Halen]

So, where are we meeting?

Just like 2015.

[Mushroom]

Dick pics?

whatever it takes! I’m in love with her attitude, not the superficial shit

[Von Halen]

Damn! I expected to see some nudes of Kristy

Dick pics?

[Mushroom]

Damn! I expected to see some nudes of Kristy

[Von Halen]

So, where are we meeting?

[Kristy]

Exactly. I cancelled because Dave sounded like shit, and you refused to meet up. You are a chickenshit.

Where are we meeting next week? I’ll be all over the Denver area.

Never said that. Some other dude here wanted to meet me and I told him where and he never showed up. So shut the fuck up

[Von Halen]

You were never at that show, dumbass.

Exactly. I cancelled because Dave sounded like shit, and you refused to meet up. You are a chickenshit.

Where are we meeting next week? I’ll be all over the Denver area.

[Kristy]

Yes, I have. I tried to meet you at the VH show at Red Rocks in 2015, and you wouldn't do it. Now I'll be back at the end of the month. Want to meet?

You were never at that show, dumbass.

[Nitro Express]

Shit. More like a Billy Squire site. Sounds like some stroking has been going on. Stroke em. Stroke em. The friction will warm up the hands.

[ZahZoo]

Why is it when I read that I immediately thought of something perverted?

This is the Roth Army....

I thought similar and I don't want to know anymore...

[Terry]

Kristy,

I have met Von. The only bad thing I can say about him is that his hands are cold.

Hope this helps!

Why is it when I read that I immediately thought of something perverted?

[Von Halen]

(S)he won’t be heard from again for a month. Chickenshit.