Kristy's 2025 Predictions

[Kristy]

1. Trump will most likely die in Office mid-way through his third year (yay) but let's face it, Elon Musk is really the President.

2. Trump...er, Musk will start a war with Iran

3. Trump...Musk will bankrupt the economy or bring us into a economic collapse 10 month into his lame duck term.

4. Food prices and inflation will continue to soar to new levels under Trump, god damn it, I mean Musk; JD Vance will triple them.

5. Eagles will win the Superbowl

6. God Damn Ohio State will win the National Title

7. The False God going by the name of Jesus will again fail to show up

8. Alfa Romeo cars will fall into the dustbin of history (goddamn are those some butt-ugly cars)

9. Pope Francis will be replaced by A.I. (same for the whole Catholic religion)

10. Elon Musk will prepare the world for a One World Government

[Jesus Christ]

2. Trump...er, Musk will start a war with Iran


7. The False God going by the name of Jesus will again fail to show up


10. Elon Musk will prepare the world for a One World Government

Ye must realize that if 2 & 10 happen, then it will most certainly be the setup for the Great Tribulation which would definitely be signs of My return, right?

[Seshmeister]

I test drove an Alpha Romeo from a dealer once and it actually burst into flames but the reason people put up with how terrible they were was that they were very pretty back in the day.

I think they are just dull now?

[FORD]

[Hardrock69]

https://ibb.co/xX2QWTt

[Kristy]

I was right about #6.


More accuracy to come.