Oral sex- an ode to love

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  • Mr GrumpyAss
    Groupie
    • May 2004
    • 50

    Oral sex- an ode to love

    ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE:
    Penis breath, a lover's dread
    Is what you get when you give head
    Unpleasant as it tends to be
    Be grateful that he doesn't pee
    It's times like this, you wonder why
    you bothered reaching for his fly
    But it's too late, can't be a tease
    Accept the facts, get on your knees
    You know you've got a job to do
    So open wide and shove it through
    Lick the tip then take it all
    Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
    Slide up and down, use your tongue
    And feel the precum start to run
    So when the fuck's he gonna cum
    Just, when you can't take anymore
    You hear your lover's mighty roar
    And when he hits that real high note
    You feel it oozing down your throat
    Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
    Okay, already that's enough
    Let's switch you say, before you gag
    And whats your revenge, your on the rag.
  • Mr GrumpyAss
    Groupie
    • May 2004
    • 50

    #2
    THE CREATION OF A PUSSY
    Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
    created a pussy to their design.
    First was a butcher,
    with smart wit,
    using a knife,
    he gave it a slit,
    Second was a carpenter,
    strong and bold,
    with a hammer and chisel,
    he gave it a hole,
    Third was a tailor,
    tall and thin,
    by using red velvet,
    the lined it within,
    Fourth was a hunter,
    short and stout,
    with a piece of fox fur,
    he lined it without,
    Fifth was a fisherman,
    nasty as hell,
    threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
    Sixth was a preacher,
    whose name was McGee,
    he touched it and blessed it,
    and said it could pee,
    Last was a sailor,
    dirty little runt,
    he sucked it and fucked it,
    and called it a cunt.

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    • Big Troubles
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Feb 2004
      • 8517

      #3
      LOL nice. Charming too! Are single? :D
      "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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      • Sweet Irony
        She's the Woman
        Sniper
        • Jan 2004
        • 870

        #4
        Charming indeed....lol!

        I guess theres some truth here....
        ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....:D

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        • lms2

          #5
          as long as you maintain a sense of humour, I think they are kinda funny.

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          • Big Troubles
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Feb 2004
            • 8517

            #6
            I feel a little scared for MGA. He's a Gary/Sammy fan trapped in a...well...Gary/Sam body actualy. :D
            "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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            • Fabulous Shadow

              #7
              That's not SEXY!

              Let me have a stab at it...
              Ewee sorry about the Lorena Bobbit reference fellas...

              Oral Sex is oh so sweet
              I love to lick and taste your meat
              Twirlls and tickles on your shaft
              long wet licks, become my craft

              The perfect rythm
              hand strokes, tight grip
              all the way down, up to the tip

              impulses, hardness
              moans and sighs
              I suck and work you
              grab your thighs

              small drops of your manhood
              taste like fresh honey
              I beg you for more, sticky and runny

              Your body flenches, I know that it's time
              I grab you tigtly and hold on for the ride
              your juices they flow, I drink them like wine
              I swallow your sweetness with love and pride

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              • Carmine
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7693

                #8
                Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
                That's not SEXY!

                Let me have a stab at it...
                Ewee sorry about the Lorena Bobbit reference fellas...

                Oral Sex is oh so sweet
                I love to lick and taste your meat
                Twirlls and tickles on your shaft
                long wet licks, become my craft

                The perfect rythm
                hand strokes, tight grip
                all the way down, up to the tip

                impulses, hardness
                moans and sighs
                I suck and work you
                grab your thighs

                small drops of your manhood
                taste like fresh honey
                I beg you for more, sticky and runny

                Your body flenches, I know that it's time
                I grab you tigtly and hold on for the ride
                your juices they flow, I drink them like wine
                I swallow your sweetness with love and pride
                YOWZA!!!!!!!!!!!

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                • Big Troubles
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 8517

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
                  That's not SEXY!

                  Let me have a stab at it...
                  Ewee sorry about the Lorena Bobbit reference fellas...

                  Oral Sex is oh so sweet
                  I love to lick and taste your meat
                  Twirlls and tickles on your shaft
                  long wet licks, become my craft

                  The perfect rythm
                  hand strokes, tight grip
                  all the way down, up to the tip

                  impulses, hardness
                  moans and sighs
                  I suck and work you
                  grab your thighs

                  small drops of your manhood
                  taste like fresh honey
                  I beg you for more, sticky and runny

                  Your body flenches, I know that it's time
                  I grab you tigtly and hold on for the ride
                  your juices they flow, I drink them like wine
                  I swallow your sweetness with love and pride
                  That perked me up! :D
                  "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                  • classicdude
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 541

                    #10


                    Woo-hooo!!!

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