The Sheep Pen

[Matt White]

ALL TOGETHER NOW!!!

[bueno bob]

"Hmmm...I declare NUCLEAR WAR on devil America! Starting with Houston Texas and ROTH ARMY!"

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"I have raised GLORIOUS ARMY to fight for freedom! DLR no! DPRK yes!"

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"GLORIOUS NUCLEAR WEAPONS of mass destruction shall install fear and horror into the hearts of scumbag American imperialist regime! And Van Halen fans!"

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"Specially trained DEATH SQUADS are waiting for my righteous command to KILL ALL AMERICANS and ROTH ARMY!"

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"Hmm...I may have to address this...now that this jar of dirt business is out of the way...perhaps it's time to call THE CREW..."

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"Well, fuck...I was just getting to the sex scene, too. Alright, I'm on my way."

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"I'm suited up and ready to rumble, bitches. But should we call Alan first?"

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"Um...yeah...let me just...get this...nut out of the....the...the way...and...AND...AND AND AND....OK, I'm in."

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"Yeah, if we could just turn this guy's fuckin' country into a parking lot, that'd be grate...and something about WHAM just for old time's sake..."

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"Yeah, so operation RUN A FUCKING LAWNMOWER OVER YOUR DICK is officially in place, gang."

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"Permission granted to execute operation FUCK YOU NORTH KOREA. Grab it. Helga - have you SEEN my salad? Just LOOK at it for My sake!"

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"God damnit, Carl, I fucking TOLD you to book the boat to North Korea! How the FUCK are we going to do a sing-a-long to 'I'm On a Boat' in THIS fucking thing?"

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"PREPARE FOR COMBAT! RADAR HAS SPOTTED SHEEP PEN MERCENARIES ON THEIR WAY!"

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"I watch over you from beyond the grave! Fight bravely, heroic son!"