The Summer of Kristy

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16517

    The Summer of Kristy

    ...is now officially over. Three days early.

    What did you government-sponsored cretins do with your 2022 summer? Don't bother for you know no one gives a shit. I bet you celebrated the Fourth with shitty beer, burgers and COVID with self-loathing.


    I did a lot of drugs like I said I would. Mainly heavy psychedelics and significant milligram edibles with lawyers from the ACLU to see if I would "freak out" and Boy Howdy did I. Believed I saw the ghost of Marvin Gaye or at least had a intense conversation with the guy.

    Betcha did not know ACLU lawyers are sluts. All of them. Good news none of them were transplants so no Texans of Californian twitfarts. Plus, I would never waste good drugs with F A T people


    Anyway, did come with some consequences like I think I permanently fucked up my vision and some ataxia issues. Most likely my corpus callosum is fried. I'm not at all concerned not going to live forever.

    Planning on doing more drugs @Kristy Mas time
  • twonabomber
    formerly F A T
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 11273

    #2
    Thank goodness you're back. Von was worried sick!
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    • ZahZoo
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 9057

      #3
      Glad you're back... Von just hasn't been himself since you disappeared?

      Did you get an early release for good behavior?
      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49352

        #4
        Praise Jesus! Maybe don't tell your social worker or parole officer you're on the web again...

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        • ZahZoo
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 9057

          #5
          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
          Praise Jesus! Maybe don't tell your social worker or parole officer you're on the web again...
          Our user agreement does clearly state that the site is not responsible for loss of freedom due to parole or probation violations...

          I believe it's in the Use by Degenerates section.
          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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          • Terry
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12045

            #6
            Originally posted by ZahZoo
            Our user agreement does clearly state that the site is not responsible for loss of freedom due to parole or probation violations...

            I believe it's in the Use by Degenerates section.
            Goddamned fine print.
            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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            • Kristy
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 16517

              #7
              Originally posted by twonabomber
              Thank goodness you're back. Von was worried sick!
              Von was welcome to come to Bailey, he fit right in with all the MAGA weeds in that shitty mountain town. Although seeing him doing mushrooms with liberals would be trip in itself.

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16517

                #8
                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                Praise Jesus! Maybe don't tell your social worker or parole officer you're on the web again...
                Can I just do drugs in peace?


                Geesh~

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                • Kristy
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 16517

                  #9
                  By the way, here's my The Summer of Kristy drug-induced song list. No, you will not find it on Suckafy, Pandumpa, or Amazlam Music. Why? Simply because if you subscribe to one of those music-destroying corporate monoliths to "stream" on your over-priced shitty phone which will be burned in a fire pit in India in the next year you're a fucking idiot. Music and drugs should be kicked old school and no, I don't mean vinyl because vinyl is for hipster pussies who think The Righteous Brothers are still relevant. What you do is transfer the vinyl to digital and act too stupid to notice the god damn irony. So blow me with a popsicle stick

                  So...does it suck? Probably. But I'm way cooler than all of you.


                  Jon Bedda - Tangiers
                  Sandie Shaw- Nothing Less Than Brilliant


                  Yeah, I know. She's a limey but what can you do?

                  Where was I?

                  Air Formation - Slow You Down
                  Not Plain Jane - Symmetry
                  Dr. Hook - Sharing The Night Together
                  Santana - Hold On
                  On Off Man - Baroque
                  Street Fever - In Your Lungs
                  Pindrops - Reflection II
                  Glaare - Mirrors
                  Dead Serpent - Destruction
                  Time for Dreams - Death To All Actors
                  Camper Van Beethoven - Pictures of Matchstick Men
                  Barry Manilow with Mel Torme - Big City Blues
                  Frank Sinatra w/Antônio Carlos Jobim- Once I Loved
                  Logic Stories - Interstellar
                  The Hollies- He Ain't F A T, He's My Brother
                  William Orbit - A Touch Of The Night
                  Mark Allen Smith - Skeleton Fight
                  Mystic Braves - Shads of Gray
                  Tami Nelson - Call Your Mama
                  Billy Fury - Wondrous Place
                  Marcos Valio - Batucuda Surglu
                  Jack Rabbit Smith - Speed of Love
                  Yola - Faraway Look
                  Jackie Gleason & His Orchestra - Melancholy Serenade
                  Mitch & Mickey - A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow
                  Don Dixon - Praying Mantis
                  Love & Rockets - Saudade
                  Hugo Montenegro - Don't You Worry About A Thing
                  David Bowie - Golden Years
                  Sheldon Allman - Radioactive Mama
                  Fastball - Holding The Devil's Hand
                  Jolie & The Jackalopes - She's Too High


                  Bebo & The Goodtime Boys - Let The Fun Begin
                  Skeewiff - For A Few Beats More
                  Joe Henry - Flesh & Blood
                  Bobby Hebb - Where Are You
                  Mark & The Mirrors - Hypnotic
                  Morgan James - Give You Up




                  Where was I?

                  Tennis (local band) - Need Your Love
                  Herb Albert & The Tijuana Brass - Hurts So Good
                  Radost Moja - Ljubi Menja, Ljubi
                  The Last Drive - Every Night
                  Lee Baker - Take It From Me
                  Lyn Avalon - I Walk The Streets
                  Whiskey Daredevils - Susan Instead
                  Carl Lester & The Showstoppers - When You See Me Hurt
                  Pokey LaFarge - Something In The Water
                  Melanie - Brand New Key
                  Bobby Caldwell- Please Be Kind
                  Chris Joss - The Man With The Suitcase
                  Vittoria Fleet - Stage Whsiper
                  Venus In Ares - Heart In A Machine
                  Tpisy - Lipstick Tree
                  Mademoiselle Nineteen - Je Ne Vois Que Vous


                  Marc Almond - Shadows & Reflections
                  Nelson Riddle - Your Zowie Face
                  Piney Gir - Puppy Love
                  The Moons - Today
                  Jack Jones - Wives & Lovers
                  The James Hunter Six - This Is Where We Came In
                  April March - Zero Zero
                  Dorothy Lamour - The One Rose That's Left In My Heart
                  Jack Webb - Stranger In Town


                  The Baseballs - Love On The Brain
                  The Nude Party - Paper Trail (Money)
                  The Ugly Beats - Things I Need To Know
                  The Real Gone Tones - Stick With It
                  Robert Maxwell - Fly Me To The Moon
                  The Bird & The Bee - Jamie's Cryin'
                  Trees Speak - Interference
                  Coconut Shampoo - Neverever
                  Quincy Jones- Hang On Sloopy
                  Trini Lopez - Unchain My Heart
                  The Heardsman - She Knows It
                  Memphis Slim - Steppin' Out
                  The Reasoners - Dull Today
                  DeVotchka & The Mychael Danna - First Push
                  Suzi Chunk - I Can't Stand Mirrors
                  The Galileo 7 - Slipping Away
                  The Rolling Stones - Ain't No Use In Crying
                  Cilla Black - I Only Live To Love You
                  Holly Golightly - Without You Here


                  Juliet Roberts - High On A Feeling
                  Orville Peck - Winds Change
                  The Zanes - The Blob
                  Nancy Wilson - Call Me
                  The Blues Brothers - I Don't Know
                  Henry Mancini - Flamingo
                  The Brady Bunch - It's Sunshine Day
                  The Cramps - Goo Goo Muck
                  Peter Bruntell - Dinosaur
                  Tami Nelson - Cry Over You
                  Gary McFarland - Satisfaction
                  Blue Tofu - Hunger Tango
                  Clan Of Xymox - Muscovite Mosquito (4AD Mix)



                  There's more but the point being I'm much cooler than all of you

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16517

                    #10
                    By the way slave Lake Erie SESH mind-control corporate/subliminal fascism only allows 5 vids.

                    That Tami Neilson is the real-fucking-deal (for a F A T T Y)

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59178

                      #11
                      Think I recognized at least one song in that long list....

                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • Kristy
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 16517

                        #12
                        Not surprising when you live chronically in 1984.

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                        • FORD
                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 59178

                          #13
                          That's ridiculous. 1996 maybe. Not 1984.

                          Music - like all other forms of media - was seriously damaged by Bill Clinton's ridiculous Telecommunications Act of 1996. And there's been very few bands worth talking about since then.

                          Except for 3rd Secret. They're alright.
                          Eat Us And Smile

                          Cenk For America 2024!!

                          Justice Democrats


                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • Kristy
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 16517

                            #14
                            Horse Hockey

                            Clinton killed radio, Apple killed music in 2001

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 59178

                              #15
                              Clinton's bill also allowed the consolidation of the record industry. Once it was under 5 conglomerates, they didn't sign anybody who wasn't a Disney bubblegum singer, cookie cutter rap posers, or right wing propaganda "country" singers.

                              The greedy pig bastards at the record labels may well blame Apple for itunes or Napster, and later on they would blame it on Pandora or Spotify, but the bottom line is.... you can't expect to sell records, if you aren't releasing anything worth buying.

                              The disposable corporate music lends itself to the iTunes model, because even the people dumb enough to pay for this shitty music in a lossy mp3 format will only pay for the one song that would have previously been released as a "single".
                              Eat Us And Smile

                              Cenk For America 2024!!

                              Justice Democrats


                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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