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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16461

    Trump On Bacon

    Donald Trump shared his bizarre reason why people don’t want to eat bacon anymore. The former US president said wind power is stopping people from eating bacon after he delivered a campaign speech in Wisconsin on Thursday (29 August). Trump gave his comments to a young rally-goer asking what his plan is, "to make life more affordable and bring down inflation for someone like me." Trump launched into what one critic denounced as a "word salad” and said: “You take a look at bacon and some of these products, and some people don’t eat bacon anymore.”

    Donald Trump shared his bizarre reason why people don’t want to eat bacon anymore. The former US president said wind power is stopping people from eating bacon after he delivered a campaign speech in Wisconsin on Thursday (29 August). Trump gave his comments to a young rally-goer asking what his plan is, "to make life more affordable and bring down inflation for someone like me." Trump launched into what one critic denounced as a "word salad” and said: “You take a look at bacon and some of these products, and some people don’t eat bacon anymore.”


    Maybe the wind turbines are blowing the bacon away?

  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16461

    #2
    This is a verbatim copy of a stretch of trump's "talking" at his latest rally. I have made zero alterations, even for comedy because this is not funny:

    “She destroyed the city of San Francisco, it’s — and I own a big building there — it’s no — I shouldn’t talk about this but that’s OK I don’t give a damn because this is what I’m doing. I should say it’s the finest city in the world — sell and get the hell out of there, right? But I can’t do that. I don’t care, you know? I lost billions of dollars, billions of dollars. You know, somebody said, ‘What do you think you lost?’ I said, ‘Probably two, three billion. That’s OK, I don’t care.’ They say, ‘You think you’d do it again?’ And that’s the least of it. Nobody. They always say, I don’t know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president. I said, ‘Do that study again, because I think there’s nobody close to Trump.’ I even got shot! And who the hell knows where that came from, right?”

    Please translate, if you can.

    But not you, slave FORD

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    • ZahZoo
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 9036

      #3
      It's not that difficult...

      Harris destroyed San Francisco... Trump owns property there. He shouldn't trash talk the city... should say it's the finest city in the world... sell and get the hell out of there, right? He shouldn't say that but he doesn't care...

      Trump lost billion$ in SF, maybe 2 or 3... it's ok he don't care... would he invest again... he don't care and he don't know...

      Then his brain skips gears and rambles on about some study over how bad some bullshit about how some of the early presidents were treated but he beat them because he got shot...
      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35379

        #4
        What?

        When did an AG destroy a city?

        Is SF destroyed? Seems unlikely.

        Trump lost billions of dollars in SF because of the Harris?

        Zah it's all just fucking mental crazy mad nutso nonsense, Now even if I thought that I should try and change your opinion on that it doesn't matter at all. Who fucking cares your vote won't affect anything at all and I don't have one. The only point of any of these posts is it is a rare place where there are bipartisan opinions and we can see where people are at.

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        • ZahZoo
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 9036

          #5
          I was just translating Trump's bullshit... Harris didn't destroy San Francisco. Local politics that date back to the Hippie era and decades of progressive nonsense has made SF what it is today.

          You are 100% right... it's all just nonsense spewed from the mouth of a politician. Short on truth... long on crap! After spending a term in office... Trump can no longer claim to be a political outsider anymore. He's now a player and part of the swamp...
          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35379

            #6
            Jeez I was up late last night. Scotland narrowly lost (another) soccer international and I had been out in the pub for quite a while.,,

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