The Attributes of the Modern American "Conservative."

[DEMON CUNT]

A willingness and even the desire to vote against their own best interests.

Easily duped by simplistic and near meaningless propaganda such as "Fight them over there...", "Stay the course...", etc.

Attracted to those who promise protection instead of leadership.

A complete and total misunderstanding of the concept of irony.

Worship Jesus as a 'god' while ignoring his teachings due to their liberal bias.

Motivated by vague notions of "victory."

The ability to accept and repeat talking points from so-called "fair and balanced" sources without critical thinking.

[LoungeMachine]

Don't forget their short memories.

And their blatant hypocrisy.

Other than that, yeah you nailed them.

How many of them were screaming NO BOMBS FOR MONICA and WE'RE FOR SMALLER GOVERNMENT.

Yet they sit back and cheer as BushCO builds the largest government in US History, backed by the largest amount of GRAFT & CORRUPTION since Nixon.

No wonder 19 Republican Congressmen have already called it quits this year.

Look for them all to join lobbying groups before long.

[Redballjets88]

I'd like to see one of these but for a liberal.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
I'd like to see one of these but for a liberal.

Oh yeah, almost forget....

When presented with their own short comings, they immediately want to change the subject rather than look at themselves.

Thanks, rbj.

You just made DC's point for him in one sentence.

[DEMON CUNT]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
I'd like to see one of these but for a liberal.

Go ahead, RedBallSacks, no one is stopping you.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Oh yeah, almost forget....

When presented with their own short comings, they immediately want to change the subject rather than look at themselves.

Thanks, rbj.

You just made DC's point for him in one sentence.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
Go ahead, RedBallSacks, no one is stopping you.

Excellent point.

In typical Republican fashion, rbj is waiting for someone else to come up with what he needs to make himself feel less the fool for supporting the crooks and liars.

Check Hannity's website, rbj. Maybe one is there for you.

[LoungeMachine]

Hell, I'll give it a shot for you...

ATTRIBUTES OF THER MODERN AMREICAN "LIBTARD"

Loves to point and ridicule when Republicans are found molesting little boys, and using male escort services, but HATE it when we remind them Clinton got a blow job in the Oval Office and then lied about it.

Libtards want to tax you into debt. We Republican are for balanced budgets, and smaller govvernment, but the Dems in congress keep blocking them.


Liberals don't support the troop. They want to cut and run before the hard work is done. They dont realize that we're fighting them over there so we dont' have to fight them here. We are for securing the borders, ports, food and water supplies, and securing the Nulear Power Plants. But the Dems in congress have turned it political by wanting to micromanage the occupation, and oversee the investigations into the wasted billions, and illegal torture. We wear flag pins, put magnets on our SUV's and want congress to give the president everything he asks for.


Liberals love illegal aliens, and want to open the borders to everyone. We Republicans are all for fences, deportation, and jail. Just dont look too closely at who is HIRING them, okay?


We are the Party of God and The Baby Jesus. The Liberals are Godless Infidels.

[DEMON CUNT]

LOL!

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Oh yeah, almost forget....

When presented with their own short comings, they immediately want to change the subject rather than look at themselves.

Thanks, rbj.

You just made DC's point for him in one sentence.

wtf? Since when have I ever been any of these things listed? fuck you. I just thought it would be funny to look at both sides of the table, although if someone wrote one about liberals you would fucking cry, bitch, and moan.

[Redballjets88]

i love how you all jump to conclusions and think that i was offended by the thread. I think it's funny.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
wtf? Since when have I ever been any of these things listed? fuck you. I just thought it would be funny to look at both sides of the table, although if someone wrote one about liberals you would fucking cry, bitch, and moan.

Okay, Jr. :D

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


Okay, Jr. :D

fuck off lounge, I havent said shit to you in forever, go suck a dick and take the stick out of your ass.

[DEMON CUNT]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
go suck a dick and take the stick out of your ass.

Creepy!

You may want to find some other site on the internets to satisfy this fetish, RedBallSacks. Have you tried contacting your Congressman?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
fuck off lounge, I havent said shit to you in forever, go suck a dick and take the stick out of your ass.

You'll go far in The Republican Party :D

I'm surprised they haven't hired you yet.....