The Attributes of the Modern American "Conservative."

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  • DEMON CUNT
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Nov 2004
    • 3242

    The Attributes of the Modern American "Conservative."

    A willingness and even the desire to vote against their own best interests.

    Easily duped by simplistic and near meaningless propaganda such as "Fight them over there...", "Stay the course...", etc.

    Attracted to those who promise protection instead of leadership.

    A complete and total misunderstanding of the concept of irony.

    Worship Jesus as a 'god' while ignoring his teachings due to their liberal bias.

    Motivated by vague notions of "victory."

    The ability to accept and repeat talking points from so-called "fair and balanced" sources without critical thinking.
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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #2
    Don't forget their short memories.

    And their blatant hypocrisy.

    Other than that, yeah you nailed them.

    How many of them were screaming NO BOMBS FOR MONICA and WE'RE FOR SMALLER GOVERNMENT.

    Yet they sit back and cheer as BushCO builds the largest government in US History, backed by the largest amount of GRAFT & CORRUPTION since Nixon.

    No wonder 19 Republican Congressmen have already called it quits this year.

    Look for them all to join lobbying groups before long.

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • Redballjets88
      Full Member Status

      • Mar 2005
      • 4469

      #3
      I'd like to see one of these but for a liberal.
      R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

      hopefully God will ressurect you

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      " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        #4
        Originally posted by Redballjets88
        I'd like to see one of these but for a liberal.
        Oh yeah, almost forget....

        When presented with their own short comings, they immediately want to change the subject rather than look at themselves.

        Thanks, rbj.

        You just made DC's point for him in one sentence.

        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • DEMON CUNT
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Nov 2004
          • 3242

          #5
          Originally posted by Redballjets88
          I'd like to see one of these but for a liberal.
          Go ahead, RedBallSacks, no one is stopping you.
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          • jhale667
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 20929

            #6
            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
            Oh yeah, almost forget....

            When presented with their own short comings, they immediately want to change the subject rather than look at themselves.

            Thanks, rbj.

            You just made DC's point for him in one sentence.

            Originally posted by conmee
            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

            That is all.

            Icon.
            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


            Originally posted by Isaac R.
            Then it's really true??

            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
            Originally posted by eddie78
            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32576

              #7
              Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
              Go ahead, RedBallSacks, no one is stopping you.
              Excellent point.

              In typical Republican fashion, rbj is waiting for someone else to come up with what he needs to make himself feel less the fool for supporting the crooks and liars.

              Check Hannity's website, rbj. Maybe one is there for you.

              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576

                #8
                Hell, I'll give it a shot for you...

                ATTRIBUTES OF THER MODERN AMREICAN "LIBTARD"

                Loves to point and ridicule when Republicans are found molesting little boys, and using male escort services, but HATE it when we remind them Clinton got a blow job in the Oval Office and then lied about it.

                Libtards want to tax you into debt. We Republican are for balanced budgets, and smaller govvernment, but the Dems in congress keep blocking them.


                Liberals don't support the troop. They want to cut and run before the hard work is done. They dont realize that we're fighting them over there so we dont' have to fight them here. We are for securing the borders, ports, food and water supplies, and securing the Nulear Power Plants. But the Dems in congress have turned it political by wanting to micromanage the occupation, and oversee the investigations into the wasted billions, and illegal torture. We wear flag pins, put magnets on our SUV's and want congress to give the president everything he asks for.


                Liberals love illegal aliens, and want to open the borders to everyone. We Republicans are all for fences, deportation, and jail. Just dont look too closely at who is HIRING them, okay?


                We are the Party of God and The Baby Jesus. The Liberals are Godless Infidels.



                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • DEMON CUNT
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 3242

                  #9
                  LOL!

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                  • Redballjets88
                    Full Member Status

                    • Mar 2005
                    • 4469

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                    Oh yeah, almost forget....

                    When presented with their own short comings, they immediately want to change the subject rather than look at themselves.

                    Thanks, rbj.

                    You just made DC's point for him in one sentence.

                    wtf? Since when have I ever been any of these things listed? fuck you. I just thought it would be funny to look at both sides of the table, although if someone wrote one about liberals you would fucking cry, bitch, and moan.
                    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                    hopefully God will ressurect you

                    "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                    • Redballjets88
                      Full Member Status

                      • Mar 2005
                      • 4469

                      #11
                      i love how you all jump to conclusions and think that i was offended by the thread. I think it's funny.
                      R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                      hopefully God will ressurect you

                      "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                      " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                      • LoungeMachine
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 32576

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Redballjets88
                        wtf? Since when have I ever been any of these things listed? fuck you. I just thought it would be funny to look at both sides of the table, although if someone wrote one about liberals you would fucking cry, bitch, and moan.


                        Okay, Jr. :D

                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • Redballjets88
                          Full Member Status

                          • Mar 2005
                          • 4469

                          #13
                          Originally posted by LoungeMachine


                          Okay, Jr. :D

                          fuck off lounge, I havent said shit to you in forever, go suck a dick and take the stick out of your ass.
                          R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                          hopefully God will ressurect you

                          "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                          " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                          • DEMON CUNT
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 3242

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Redballjets88
                            go suck a dick and take the stick out of your ass.
                            Creepy!

                            You may want to find some other site on the internets to satisfy this fetish, RedBallSacks. Have you tried contacting your Congressman?
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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32576

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Redballjets88
                              fuck off lounge, I havent said shit to you in forever, go suck a dick and take the stick out of your ass.

                              You'll go far in The Republican Party :D

                              I'm surprised they haven't hired you yet.....

                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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