I'm Getting Tired of Shoveling All of This Global Warming

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  • Sgt Schultz
    Commando
    • Mar 2004
    • 1270

    I'm Getting Tired of Shoveling All of This Global Warming

    "Doug Zellmer column: Record snow steals spotlight from frigid temperatures"

    "Record snow during December in Oshkosh spawned a lot of conversation that’s kept the hot stove weather league going this winter."

    "Let’s push aside the 39 inches of the white stuff from last month and talk about the cold weather. Just in case you didn’t notice the temperature while shoveling, December was much colder than normal in Oshkosh.

    The average temperature in December was 15.8 degrees, which makes it the 10th coldest December in the city since weather records were kept starting in the 1880s, said officials from the National Weather Service in Green Bay. For about the first three weeks of December it was cold enough for the month to flirt with the top five coldest Decembers recorded in Oshkosh.

    By the way, calculating the average temperature is pretty simple. The NWS adds the high and the low for each day and then divides by two.

    The 15.8 degree average was a whopping 6.3 degrees below normal for December. Oshkosh had nine days with below zero temperatures last month, according to the NWS and Northwestern weather observations.

    Our December weather reminded me of some of the harsh winters on the farm while growing up in the 1950s and 1960s. I knew it was really cold outside when frost built up on the inside walls of our dairy barn. I didn’t need a thermometer to remind me of the cold.

    One bitter cold winter day I recall like it was yesterday. It was Dec. 31, 1967 when the Packers played the Dallas Cowboys in Green Bay for the National Football League title in the “Ice Bowl” game. The temperature was something like minus 15 with a biting wind, so we did chores early. Frost was maybe an inch thick on some of the inside barn walls. Our dairy cows only stayed outside about 15 minutes that day. The cow’s breath seemed to cling to the outside air.

    What was really a bummer during cold weather is when the manure spreader broke. That happened to us a few times during the winter and it was no fun standing out in the cold trying to fix it. My dad could take a lot of cold, but when it was below zero he didn’t appreciate a break down.

    Somehow, I have a feeling this winter has a lot roar left in it. Hang on tight."
    by Doug Zellmer
    Oshkosh Northwestern

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    Over 400,000 years of "climate change" from the Vostok Ice Core Samples

    As the cycle continues it is global COOLING that is really our "enemy".
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    The Sun Also Sets
    By INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY

    Climate Change: Not every scientist is part of Al Gore's mythical "consensus." Scientists worried about a new ice age seek funding to better observe something bigger than your SUV — the sun.

    Back in 1991, before Al Gore first shouted that the Earth was in the balance, the Danish Meteorological Institute released a study using data that went back centuries that showed that global temperatures closely tracked solar cycles.

    To many, those data were convincing. Now, Canadian scientists are seeking additional funding for more and better "eyes" with which to observe our sun, which has a bigger impact on Earth's climate than all the tailpipes and smokestacks on our planet combined.

    And they're worried about global cooling, not warming.

    Kenneth Tapping, a solar researcher and project director for Canada's National Research Council, is among those looking at the sun for evidence of an increase in sunspot activity.

    Solar activity fluctuates in an 11-year cycle. But so far in this cycle, the sun has been disturbingly quiet. The lack of increased activity could signal the beginning of what is known as a Maunder Minimum, an event which occurs every couple of centuries and can last as long as a century.

    Such an event occurred in the 17th century. The observation of sunspots showed extraordinarily low levels of magnetism on the sun, with little or no 11-year cycle.

    This solar hibernation corresponded with a period of bitter cold that began around 1650 and lasted, with intermittent spikes of warming, until 1715. Frigid winters and cold summers during that period led to massive crop failures, famine and death in Northern Europe.

    Tapping reports no change in the sun's magnetic field so far this cycle and warns that if the sun remains quiet for another year or two, it may indicate a repeat of that period of drastic cooling of the Earth, bringing massive snowfall and severe weather to the Northern Hemisphere.

    Tapping oversees the operation of a 60-year-old radio telescope that he calls a "stethoscope for the sun." But he and his colleagues need better equipment.

    In Canada, where radio-telescopic monitoring of the sun has been conducted since the end of World War II, a new instrument, the next-generation solar flux monitor, could measure the sun's emissions more rapidly and accurately.

    As we have noted many times, perhaps the biggest impact on the Earth's climate over time has been the sun.

    For instance, researchers at the Max Planck Institute for Solar Research in Germany report the sun has been burning more brightly over the last 60 years, accounting for the 1 degree Celsius increase in Earth's temperature over the last 100 years.

    R. Timothy Patterson, professor of geology and director of the Ottawa-Carleton Geoscience Center of Canada's Carleton University, says that "CO2 variations show little correlation with our planet's climate on long, medium and even short time scales."

    Rather, he says, "I and the first-class scientists I work with are consistently finding excellent correlations between the regular fluctuations of the sun and earthly climate. This is not surprising. The sun and the stars are the ultimate source of energy on this planet."

    Patterson, sharing Tapping's concern, says: "Solar scientists predict that, by 2020, the sun will be starting into its weakest Schwabe cycle of the past two centuries, likely leading to unusually cool conditions on Earth."

    "Solar activity has overpowered any effect that CO2 has had before, and it most likely will again," Patterson says. "If we were to have even a medium-sized solar minimum, we could be looking at a lot more bad effects than 'global warming' would have had."

    In 2005, Russian astronomer Khabibullo Abdusamatov made some waves — and not a few enemies in the global warming "community" — by predicting that the sun would reach a peak of activity about three years from now, to be accompanied by "dramatic changes" in temperatures.

    A Hoover Institution Study a few years back examined historical data and came to a similar conclusion.

    "The effects of solar activity and volcanoes are impossible to miss. Temperatures fluctuated exactly as expected, and the pattern was so clear that, statistically, the odds of the correlation existing by chance were one in 100," according to Hoover fellow Bruce Berkowitz.

    The study says that "try as we might, we simply could not find any relationship between industrial activity, energy consumption and changes in global temperatures."

    The study concludes that if you shut down all the world's power plants and factories, "there would not be much effect on temperatures."

    But if the sun shuts down, we've got a problem. It is the sun, not the Earth, that's hanging in the balance.

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    So Al Gore, Barry ObaMARX and the rest of the Watermelons out there can take their ideas about TAXING us (and other stupid, damaging ideas) by "fixing" "Global Warming" and stuff it.
  • GAR
    Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 10881

    #2
    Fuck Al Gore and FUCK SALT!

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    • DEMON CUNT
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Nov 2004
      • 3242

      #3


      Mods: Please move this topic to the child's forum immediately!
      Last edited by DEMON CUNT; 01-11-2009, 01:22 PM.
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      • GAR
        Banned
        • Jan 2004
        • 10881

        #4
        Al Gore and his Global Warming trendifriends have all declared war on us in the name of that fantasy molecule Carbon of which 95% of the planet's mass is made up of yet has only been proven to exist when Gore gives his speeches.

        Now it looks like he'll have to reverse his trend and go "global cooling is caused by carbon in the atmosphere created by industry and small businesses."

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        • DEMON CUNT
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Nov 2004
          • 3242

          #5
          You guys win. Global warming is a total farce.

          Next subject.
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          • Andy Taylor
            Banned
            • Jan 2009
            • 918

            #6
            When Al Gore promotes something you know somethings fishy. Yeah, like he's become anti-establishment all of a sudden. It's all about the carbon tax opportunities.

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            • hideyoursheep
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2007
              • 6351

              #7
              When Al Gore or anyone else mentions 'global warming', I'm almost certain they're referring to an area bigger than your driveway.

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576

                #8
                Originally posted by Andy Taylor
                When Al Gore promotes something you know somethings fishy. Yeah, like he's become anti-establishment all of a sudden. It's all about the carbon tax opportunities.
                All of a sudden?

                He's been outspoken on this subject for 30 years.
                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • bueno bob
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 22951

                  #9
                  LMAO

                  Yeah, global warming is just a big 'ole conspiracy to fool ya. Not that, you know, fooling you about it would serve ANY CAUSE AT ALL. But yeah, all those crazy scientists and global ecologists are just lying because it sounds cool.

                  Makes perfect sense, don't ya just know it?
                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                  • Seshmeister
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Oct 2003
                    • 35827

                    #10
                    It's called Climate Change not Global Warming for a reason.

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                    • Andy Taylor
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 918

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                      All of a sudden?

                      He's been outspoken on this subject for 30 years.

                      Ok, I got that wrong. Maybe he's serious, I don't know.


                      Bueno Bob: More than a thousand scientists have come out against the global warming theory.

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35827

                        #12
                        Name them.

                        The very few scientists that do come out against it are nearly always not climatologists so it's not their field.

                        They are also often American and in the employ of big business.

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49643

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          Name them.

                          The very few scientists that do come out against it are nearly always not climatologists so it's not their field.

                          They are also often American and in the employ of big business.

                          And even the ones that do come out against it are usually not denying that humans drastically changing the environment. Their only issues are usually the scale of the problem and what we can feasibly do about it...

                          But I guess global warming is such a hoax that the US EPA went out of their way to contradict the findings of their own scientists...

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            Name them.

                            The very few scientists that do come out against it are nearly always not climatologists so it's not their field.

                            They are also often American and in the employ of big business.
                            Much like the "scientists" who claim no connection between smoking and lung cancer get their funding from Big Tobacco.

                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49643

                              #15
                              Originally posted by GAR
                              Al Gore and his Global Warming trendifriends have all declared war on us in the name of that fantasy molecule Carbon of which 95% of the planet's mass is made up of yet has only been proven to exist when Gore gives his speeches.

                              Now it looks like he'll have to reverse his trend and go "global cooling is caused by carbon in the atmosphere created by industry and small businesses."
                              Ladies and gentlemen, the prototypical uneducated fucktard that fell for the farcical, short-lived "carbon is our friend" campaign financed by the oil and gas industries...

                              Yes, we need carbon just like we need fire. But when you light your fucking house on fire, generally this is a problem...

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