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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951
    #1

    The Book of Elvis

    Originally posted by ELVIS
    You fags still interested in comparing Islam to Christianity ??
    Elvis 14:7
    And the LORD appeared to Elvis in a dream and spoketh thus: "Be not convinced by the more logical and sensible among you, for logic is thy foe and sense is thine enemy; be you then always prepared with sword in hand to attack the fags who attack your point of view, for tolerance is not acceptable in the eyes of the LORD!"
    Twistin' by the pool.
    Tags: book, elvis
    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576
      #2
      Stickied!!!!!

      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951
          #3
          Originally posted by Elvis
          Kiss my ass!
          Book of Elvis, 4:5-6
          And the LORD appeared unto Elvis and sayeth unto him, "Be not swayed by logic; for logic disrupts the flow of unconscious knee-jerk thought, and is thus detrimental to you. Tell them rather kiss thine ass, for the clenched fist must surely bringeth forth the diluge in the desert of thy mind..."
          Twistin' by the pool.

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22951
              #4
              Originally posted by ELVIS
              Read the Bible. If you don't get it, Go to hell...
              Elvis 8:10
              Elvis appealed to the LORD and was thus told: "Tell those who do not see your way to read my book. And not, I say, download it illegally! For it is written, 'Those who downloadeth the LORD and His word must be made to suffer for ever and ever'; if they sayeth then to you, 'Elvis, this is senseless!', then tell them to place themselves on the path to Hell, for the LORD hath no patience at all with anyone. Buy my book!
              Twistin' by the pool.

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                • bueno bob
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 22951
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  Exactly!

                  Just ask Him into your heart. It's as simple as that...It's real!
                  Elvis 78:8

                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • ODShowtime
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Jun 2004
                      • 5812
                      #6
                      If this is gonna be a thread of all the mean, hypocritical posts elvis has ever made here, this could rival the Sheep Pen! This could be huge!
                      gnaw on it

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12749
                          #7
                          Might even crash the site, with the sheer size of posts made by Bob-o alone... add the posts of who agree with him, and we could very well crash the internet.

                          Dear Gawd, Bob! Have you any idea what you've just unleashed upon the world?

                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                            • jhale667
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 20929
                              #8
                              Originally posted by ODShowtime
                              If this is gonna be a thread of all the mean, hypocritical posts elvis has ever made here, this could rival the Sheep Pen! This could be huge!
                              Isn't this like wasting bandwith twice, though?


                              Originally posted by conmee
                              If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                              That is all.

                              Icon.
                              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                              I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                              Originally posted by Isaac R.
                              Then it's really true??

                              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                              Originally posted by eddie78
                              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                                • LoungeMachine
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 32576
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by jhale667
                                  Isn't this like wasting bandwith twice, though?


                                  God will provide.......
                                  Originally posted by Kristy
                                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                    • LoungeMachine
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 32576
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker

                                      Dear Gawd, Bob! Have you any idea what you've just unleashed upon the world?

                                      Cheers! :bottle:
                                      Hey, a little credit over here, too.....

                                      Originally posted by Kristy
                                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                        • Coyote
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 8185
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by jhale667
                                          Isn't this like wasting bandwith twice, though?


                                          I thought it was thrice?
                                          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                                            • ELVIS
                                              Banned
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 44120
                                              #12
                                              When you guys meet the Lord, you'll be trembling at his feet...

                                              You won't say anything...

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                                                • Coyote
                                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 8185
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                                                  When you guys meet the Lord, you'll be trembling at his feet...

                                                  You won't say anything...
                                                  except, "where's the bar?"
                                                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                                                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                                                    • ELVIS
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 44120
                                                      #14
                                                      Keep thinking that...

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                                                        • Anonymous
                                                          Banned
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 12749
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                                                          When you guys meet the Lord, you'll be trembling at his feet...

                                                          You won't say anything...
                                                          Elvis 11:38

                                                          And in the last day of teachings, the Lord spake to Elvis and told him "If the infidels believe not thine words, even if you hurl unto them all the apparently nonsensical wisdom I have bestowed upon you for knowledge, remember this, my son: I got your arse covered. You tell those sumbitches to come talk to me, I'll fix 'em good.

                                                          Cheers! :bottle:

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