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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120
    #121
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Do tell ??
    Jesus Christ will not return until the Gospel has been shared with everyone...

    So, expect missions in those remote areas soon...


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      • Master Yoda
        Full On Cocktard
        • Aug 2009
        • 47
        #122
        How soon, wise one? Hmmmmph? Wait 2000 years for missionaries to gain knowledge of remote tribes he is? Mmm hmm hmm.
        No choice but to wear brown corduoroy trousers everywhere, NickD has. Hmmphh.

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          • Satan
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6664
            #123
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            Jesus Christ will not return until the Gospel has been shared with everyone...

            So, expect missions in those remote areas soon...



            And then..... it's party time!
            Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

            Originally posted by Sockfucker
            I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576
                #124
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                Jesus Christ will not return until the Gospel has been shared with everyone...



                Which is absolutely impossible. So now you admit the "return" is a fairy tale.

                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • GAR
                    Banned
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10881
                    #125
                    You voice is like one of those rebellious Christians that wanna throw the rest of them under the bus of their Disbelief all the time.

                    What's really going on Couch?

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