The Alex Jones InfoWhores Conspiracies Thread

[ELVIS]

You are cherry picking initial, misinformed media stories (from what you believe to be a corrupt bunch of liars, but somehow in this case they're conveniently infallible and omnipotent with every word correct) and drawing conclusions based only on a fraction of reports that fits your premeditated world view and opinion...

No asshole...

That's exactly what Obama, Holder, Reid, Bloomberg, Feinstein, Piss Morgan and the rest of the anti-gun lobby are doing in every case...

[WARF]

That's bullshit WARF. Few of either party actually believe that...

I am not saying that either, but there have been extremists from both parties supporting conspiracy theories for their political agenda. Then the release of Fahrenheit 9/11 right before the elections. I am a registered Democrat myself, but I stay middle of the road. I personally hated George Bush and thought he was one of the worst presidents in the history of our country. Anyways, I can't wait to see what Michael Moore's spin on the Sandy Hoax elementary shootings, or the Sandy Hook elementary shootings. (Again depending on what team you play for.)

[Nickdfresh]

This looks like mental illness to me...

Listen to the first sentence this cunt says (Jones, not Morgan, to eliminate cuntfusion). He's basically saying that "forainers" 'ain't got no rights to free speech' and to the "First Amendment" and should be deported if he doesn't like what they say. Douchebag...

[Seshmeister]

I digress...

I can't fucking believe Alex Jones is only 38.

I thought that fat fuck was easily 50.... maybe all the stress from his mental illness has aged him rapidly!

The Illuminati are smuggling old fat crazy pills into his Kool-Aid.

[Nickdfresh]

Well, as near as I can tell, by searching as much as I can, only hand guns were recovered at the scene...

And I'm not "cherry picking" as Nick likes to suggest...

Then what fucking part of "police recovered" do you not understand? You are cherry picking initial, misinformed media stories (from what you believe to be a corrupt bunch of liars, but somehow in this case they're conveniently infallible and omnipotent with every word correct) and drawing conclusions based only on a fraction of reports that fits your premeditated world view and opinion...

That is what's called the anti-scientific method of forming conclusions, then fixing (often false) "evidence" around them. It's supposed to be the other way around, actually. Dummy...

[WARF]

I digress...

I can't fucking believe Alex Jones is only 38.

I thought that fat fuck was easily 50.... maybe all the stress from his mental illness has aged him rapidly!

[BITEYOASS]

I find it ironic that Alex Jones wants to violate someone's first amendment rights in order to keep his second amendment rights.

[Nickdfresh]

...If you're a Democrat 9/11 was done by Bush and our Government. If you're a Republican the Sandy Hook shootings were a hoax to take away our 2nd Amendment....

That's bullshit WARF. Few of either party actually believe that...

[Seshmeister]

I have to declare an interest the last thing I want is that cunt Piers Morgan back here.

He didn't however flee the UK because he was facing charges although I hope at some point they do get him for something.

[Nickdfresh]

Yes they are sloppy, and they don't care because they know the average citizen isn't paying attention...

Look at how many times the fake Bin Laden raid story changed...

If that story was real, the Navy Seals would have the story 100% documented and accurate...

Well thank God you are on the case, sir!

[WARF]

It really depends on what side of the fence your team plays on. If you're a Democrat 9/11 was done by Bush and our Government. If you're a Republican the Sandy Hook shootings were a hoax to take away our 2nd Amendment. People are quick to shoot down Elvis (no pun intended) for his conspiracy theories by the same people who claimed Bush flew Military drone planes into the World Trade Center, and every other bogus story imaginable regarding 9/11.

In the words of "LoungeMachine"

I call bullshit.

[Seshmeister]

[Seshmeister]

This looks like mental illness to me...

[jhale667]

As usual the lunatic conspiracy crap of confusing the press making mistakes in the messy aftermath of a breaking story and trying to make it fit with a ludicrous motiveless fantasy world of unseen mysterious forces.

Before internet conspiracy stories we had a term for this - mental illness.

Yep, ELBOW and Alex Jones are soaking in it.

[Seshmeister]

A few inconsistencies:

Reports of possible second shooter apprehended and in custody...

Helicopter footage of police chasing suspect on foot...

Early police audio of two more suspects detained on the ground...

Initial reports of two hand guns found with the shooter...

Story changed to four hand guns found with the shooter...

"Hundreds of rounds fired"

Eric Holder immediately meeting with first responders...

Shooter allowed entrance into the school...

Story changed to shooter gained access through broken window...

Within three hours, Obama on TV blaming guns before any facts known...

And there's more...

As usual the lunatic conspiracy crap of confusing the press making mistakes in the messy aftermath of a breaking story and trying to make it fit with a ludicrous motiveless fantasy world of unseen mysterious forces.

Before internet conspiracy stories we had a term for this - mental illness.