What happens when you cross Spinal Tap with teabagging douchebags?

[FORD]

This is either a godawful attempt at being "serious" or else a piece of performance art that's so far out there in bizzaroworld that Sacha Baron Cohen will be jealous........

[VAiN]

That's so ridiculous, it's awesome.

[binnie]

'America's Most Patriotic Rock Band......................(they also brush their teeth twice every day......)'

[cadaverdog]

I like this one better.

[BITEYOASS]

More like a cross between Spinal Tap and Lee Greenwood.

[FORD]

This one is downright frightening in it's level of dumbassery. It's like every bad Christian rock song written in the 80s. Except it's not about Christ, it's about a guy whose name fit the Biblical description of the Antichrist. Ronald (6) Wilson (6) Reagan (6).....

[twonabomber]

Douchey.

[chefcraig]

Golly, only an unprecedented 12 or so hours of NASCAR coverage on FOX thanks to inclement weather, and through it all, I somehow missed this. Thank Christ for piss breaks and trips to the refrigerator for beer.