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[ELVIS]

Are you implying that Ms. Maddow is from Hell, Mr. Presley?

No, God created her but she's full of evil spirits...

[Satan]

No, God created her but she's full of evil spirits...

She is? That's news to me....

*****checks Hell's database for possession logs*****

Nope. No record of that here. You must be mistaken.

[ELVIS]

Nope...

And I don't trust the devil...

[Satan]

You don't need to trust me, but you can trust the records. Believe me, we keep track of every possession and all the details. We might need it if a legal matter ever arises. Fortunately, we also have most of the lawyers down here, should that be the case.

If you are assuming that somebody is "possessed by evil spirits" just because they happen to be gay, then you are 666% incorrect.

But if you want to continue to believe that, I could always send Liberace up there to possess you, and see if your theory is correct.

[ELVIS]

If you are assuming that somebody is "possessed by evil spirits" just because they happen to be gay, then you are 666% incorrect.

That's bull, but I was referring to the liberal agenda that she's paid to spew, not her gayness...

[Satan]

So now it's Liberals that I'm supposedly possessing?

Even though JC Himself was the original Liberal?

[ELVIS]

Jesus didn't play your left / right game, idiot...

[Satan]

JC believed in taxing the rich, free health care, feeding the homeless, and loving your neighbor.

Sounds like a Liberal to me. And unlike you, I actually know the guy.

[ELVIS]

No, you don't...

[ELVIS]

And unlike you, I actually know the guy.

No, I know Him through the Scripture and through His Holy Spirit of which I have most certainly received...

[Satan]

I know Him from when we took that trip to the desert together for 40 days. And when he spent the weekend in Hell after that whole regrettable crucifixion business.

[Kristy]

No, I know Him through the Scripture and through His Holy Spirit of which I have most certainly received...

Oh, do fuck off.


Hippie.

[Satan]

You really shouldn't insult hippies like that.

Some of my best friends are hippies.......

[Kristy]

[Nitro Express]

Who's fooling who? You never were a REAL hippie until you tripped on acid naked (see 3:34) behind a Grateful Dead stage. Everyone else were just posers.