Florida Satanic Church To Pass Out Children's Coloring Books In Public Schools

[BITEYOASS]

Florida is already worshipping Satan, they just don't know it yet.

[Satan]

Satanists have a better nursery story:

That damn bitch is still trying to get child support from me, and the kid is 46 years old, for Hell's sake!

[DONNIEP]

Satanists have a better nursery story:

Ok, you won this round. Can't top Rosemary's Baby

[Nickdfresh]

Satanists have a better nursery story:

[DONNIEP]

I'd rather be a Satanist than a Scientologist - Satanists are far more ethical...

Yeah but Scientologists have a kick ass Sci Fi story!!

[Nickdfresh]

I'd rather be a Satanist than a Scientologist - Satanists are far more ethical...

[Nitro Express]

They should make a Dante's Inferno coloring book.

[Angel]

Fuck it. I'm going with the Saulteaux creation story.

[Satan]

It's all fun and games until you wake up in Hell...

You say that like it's a bad thing?

[DONNIEP]

Would you rather buy in to the whole Scientology myth? Don't answer, I know you're Devilly and don't believe anything.

[Seshmeister]

If you are going to try and sell a belief system as ridiculous as Christianity then you need a hell of a big stick to frighten the sheep...

[DONNIEP]

It's all fun and games until you wake up in Hell...

[Seshmeister]

The main use of Satanism over the last 35 years has been as a marketing device for heavy metal bands.

[Nitro Express]

The kids who were into satanism in my grade school drank MD 20/20 and lit cats on fire.

[Satan]

Florida Satanic Church To Pass Out Children's Coloring Books In Public Schools
The Huffington Post | By Priscilla Frank

Posted: 09/19/2014 8:43 am EDT Updated: 09/22/2014 12:59 pm EDT


Have you ever wondered what a Satanic children's coloring book might look like? Well, thanks to the great state of Florida you can now know for certain.



Behold, the "The Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities," a coloring book that is being disseminated across Orange County public schools, according to Raw Story.

We first encountered the unusual children's lit on artnet News, who aptly illuminated this story surely falls into the "only in Florida" category.

The details: A Christian group received permission to distribute Bibles and other religious materials to their students, leading atheist groups to appeal for an equal opportunity. It wasn't long before the Satanic community hopped on board as well.



"If a public school board is going to allow religious pamphlets and full Bibles to be distributed to students -- as is the case in Orange County, Florida -- we think the responsible thing to do is to ensure that these students are given access to a variety of differing religious opinions, as opposed to standing idly by while one religious voice dominates the discourse and delivers propaganda to youth," the Satanic Temple’s spokesperson, Lucien Greaves, explained in a statement.

"I am quite certain that all of the children in these Florida schools are already aware of the Christian religion and it’s Bible, and this might be the first exposure these children have to the actual practice of Satanism. We think many students will be very curious to see what we offer."

Intrigued? You can purchase the book for $9.95 here. For a very different, yet equally unconventional, take on a coloring book, check out Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen' hilarious "Coloring Book for Grownups."