Piyush Jindal jumps on the Clown Car

[BITEYOASS]

M. Night Shyamalan will endorse him saying "his campaign was DEAD the whole time..."

Why does a 50's doo-wop song pop in my head every time M. Night Shyamalan's name appears.

[cadaverdog]

Why does a 50's doo-wop song pop in my head every time M. Night Shyamalan's name appears.

This one comes to mind for me.

[Kristy]

Wayward Pines

Another M. Maybe I Might Shamalala-Ding-Dong production.


Any of you cretins been following this? Stars Matt "Fuck Me, I'm Still Acting" Dillion as an Secret Service Nazi out to investigate the disappearance of two rouge Secret Service Nazis to a small town in Idaho where, get this, nothing is as it seems but is because it's a Shamalala-Ding-Ding plot which means no plot whatsoever. Does its best to be creepy in a pseudo-Hitchcockian way but the script is so fucking boring, the characters almost all unappealing except for the Illuminati teacher who wants to indoctrinate children into a genetically pure super-human post Hitlerian kind of race.

Basically, it's Lost playing on Fox.




I'm quite drawn to the Shannyn Sossamon character because she has to be the most shittiest actress alive today in Hollywood (next To Jennifer Aniston who now sucks dick for Avveno Lotion and still manages to look like shit). What a surprise to find her here. Shannyn sports another gawd-awful haircut and pretty much makes her character as about as dull and hopeless as humanly possible. Although as deplorable as Shannyn Sossamon is, in no way can she compare with the seemingly endless amount of plot holes M. Stage Fright Shammanwhambamthankyoum'am overlooks.

So of course I'll watch it to the end and even buy the Ghey-Ray DVD when it becomes retail available.

[vandeleur]

its shit , the plot is shit, the reveal is shiiiiit.

[Kristy]

If this is playing in Limey Land then that makes me happy.

Think of it as punishment for inventing prog rock.

[vandeleur]

If this is playing in Limey Land then that makes me happy.

Think of it as punishment for inventing prog rock.

Yeah we get all sorts of modern media over here. In that respect we are similar to you folk in the colonies.

[Kristy]

Remember the alien from 'Signs'?


I never laughed so hard in my life.

[vandeleur]

Remember the alien from 'Signs'?


I never laughed so hard in my life.

Or the utter stupidity of the village , as subtle as....... a man in a rubber alien suit.

[Kristy]

I liked the line where Hollywood Jew Hater Mel said, "There must be thousands of them out there..."

And yet, Shamalalan only shows us one.

Hey, I bet they were Jewish aliens and Mel definitely put an end to that.

[vandeleur]

The scene where none dead phoenix has a tin foil hat was how I imagined Elvis sat at his computer.

[Kristy]

Elvis wrote that scene and gave inspiration to Alex Jone$.

[Nickdfresh]

[Nickdfresh]

I want ribs fuckers!