By Booking Donald Trump, ‘SNL’ Looks Like the Biggest Loser

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Really?! wow. Trump will tweat this out.

[DONNIEP]

This is what drug dealers/smugglers are supposed to look like:



See - cool expensive clothes, Rico's got his jewelry, Crockett's got his Rolex on and probably carrying a big ass Smith & Wesson .45, and he's got a huge power boat. That's how you do it - not hunkered down in some shit hole in Mexico!

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I used to own a jacket like Crockett's. Mine was pastel yellow.
Pretty gay when I look back on it! But at the time.......

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Really?! wow. Trump will tweat this out.

Yeah that's a portrait of Ben Carson and Jesus hanging in Ben's house. You're not hallucinating .

[DONNIEP]

Yeah that's a portrait of Ben Carson and Jesus hanging in Ben's house. You're not hallucinating .

First off, there's only one true Black Jesus and he's Ned The Wino on Good Times.

Second, what's in Black Jesus's hand? Is that pot? It's hard to see.

[DONNIEP]

I used to own a jacket like Crockett's. Mine was pastel yellow.
Pretty gay when I look back on it! But at the time.......

You gotta have a really serious tan to pull off a pastel yellow jacket. Personally I don't like yellow but the other colors are kick ass.

I hate winter. I done got all worked up now and want to go raise hell around town with the top down and blasting Smuggler's Blues!

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First off, there's only one true Black Jesus and he's Ned The Wino on Good Times.

Second, what's in Black Jesus's hand? Is that pot? It's hard to see.

Yes weed. Someone's attempt at photoshop humor.

[FORD]

First off, there's only one true Black Jesus

[DONNIEP]

Blasphemy! Do not deny the true Black Jesus!

[cadaverdog]

Yeah but you only have maybe a couple hundred thousand illegals. We have around 13 million. Dog's not griping about the legal immigrants. He's complaining about the illegals who jump the border and then do get access to some welfare programs. All of their kids get free education and free food and if the mom pops another out while she's here then welfare programs available to her increase greatly.

So what we need to do is seal the damn border and come up with some sort of reasonable path to citizenship for the illegals that are already here who want to be here legally. Ship all the ones convicted of other crimes back to Dirtville. But that won't happen either because it would piss off too many of the Latinos who can legally vote and well you can't have that. So basically what we will do is nothing and let the problem get worse and worse each year.

Donnie's right but he's not exactly right about my feelings on the subject as far why I don't want all these wetbacks over here. It's what happens to the areas they basically invade that really pisses me off. I voted against giving free services intended for legal residents because I saw that as a way to deter other wetbacks from coming here and might convince some of the ones here already to leave. I might not feel this way if more of them showed a little respect for the US considering they're living and working here. I don't think the majority of them come here to collect welfare or commit crimes. I think they come here to make a better life for them and/or their families. But we can't employ every Mexican or South American that wants to come here without taking jobs away from legal residents.

[vandeleur]

You had me at donnie's right ... Comedy gold right there.
Who wants to live in a world where donnie's right can be in a sentence

[DONNIEP]

You had me at donnie's right ... Comedy gold right there.
Who wants to live in a world where donnie's right can be in a sentence

I think it's the first time I've ever seen it myself!

[vandeleur]

Hahaha

[cadaverdog]

We got our land the same way all colonizers do...through the Papal Bull known as the Doctrine of Discovery...

And have you ever toured Canada? We have plenty of Mexicans here, and Phillipino, Indian, Afghani, Brits, Frogs, Africans, etc. We're a multi-cultural nation Dawg...

Did they sneak across your border or did they enter the country legally and do what they needed to stay there legally? Did they come there a few at a time or did they sneak over there one right after the other 24/7, 365 days a year?

[cadaverdog]

I think it's the first time I've ever seen it myself!

I'll remember that next time.