This is like something from an Omen movie

[cadaverdog]

That's actually Jesus. He came down and blinded us to His true appearance so as not to steal the spotlight from The Chosen One.

I thought Jesus was taller. Hollywood Jesus is at least 6 foot, maybe taller and that's wearing sandals.

[cadaverdog]

Racist!! Go be with your people, ya goddamn Muslin

Concentrate on the fat guy part and you'll be cool with it.

[Jesus Christ]

That's actually Jesus. He came down and blinded us to His true appearance so as not to steal the spotlight from The Chosen One.

Not a chance, My son. The Messiah hath no need to wear a rug like Trump. I'm 2,019 years old, but I still hath all My hair!