It's a Cyber Sex Attack!
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My mom bought an 8mm camcorder in the late 80s. She used it quite a bit at first but then grew bored with it and it went unused for at least ten years. After she passed away I found it and tried to watch some of the stuff she recorded but it wouldn't turn on. I took it to a repair shop and the guy told me to come back in two weeks. When I came back he told me it would be another two weeks. This went on for several months until I just quit going there and forgot all about it. Five years later I was in the area and stopped in to see if he ever fixed my camcorder. He told me to come back in two weeks. -
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That's not gay that's observational humour , gay is delivering half rewound porn tapes in a van halen jalopy :DLeave a comment:
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So you saying you didn't come then switch the tape off ??
Or did you get the butler to rewind it for yaLeave a comment:
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So did I ever tell you how I sold bootleg porn tapes back in 9th grade?Leave a comment:
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I hated borrowing pron tapes ...... you knew exactly when the last person who watched it came
DVD was much less intrusiveLeave a comment:
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Ya know, one of those old Playboy VHS tapes would be pretty cool to watch too. And I mean on a VCR, where you gotsta adjust the living shit out of the tracking so you can see the bush when that Injun looking chick pours the milk all over herself in that claw footed bathtub in the desert.Leave a comment:
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By the way - the Talicong hate porn. And ice cream.Leave a comment:
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Hopefully no one had to pull out the VCR. That truly would have been a tragedy!Leave a comment:
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If I am not free to use internet porn in the pursuit of jacking myself off nightly into a state of self-induced, trancelike oblivion, the terrorists have already won.Leave a comment:
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I can now verify that Pornhub is online here on the east coast. At least their Teen Lesbian Piss Porn is working.Leave a comment:
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It's a Cyber Sex Attack!
Any of you fucking cretins not get your porn this morning? Here's why:
Dyn on Friday warned of a third cyberattack after earlier in the day websites and services across the East Coast were shut down.
" Internet traffic company Dyn on Friday warned a third cyberattack is currently ongoing, hours after websites and services across the East Coast were initially shut down.
Dyn told CNBC Friday afternoon the attacks are "well planned and executed, coming from tens of millions of IP addresses at the same time."
A senior U.S. intelligence official told NBC News the current assessment is that this is a classic case of internet vandalism. The official said it does not appear at this point to be any kind of state-sponsored or directed attack. Impossible to say how long it will take to say who's responsible, the official added.
Dyn told CNBC that one of the sources of the attack is coming from devices known as the "Internet of Things" devices such as DVRs, Printers, and appliances connected to the internet."
It's Terminator Judgement Day! So eat a dick and die all you fucking IT yuppie shitheads.
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