It's a Cyber Sex Attack!

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  • cadaverdog
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    Originally posted by DONNIEP
    If I had a VCR I could watch my 9th grade prom video and see how bad ass I was back then!! Still have the tape but no machine.
    My mom bought an 8mm camcorder in the late 80s. She used it quite a bit at first but then grew bored with it and it went unused for at least ten years. After she passed away I found it and tried to watch some of the stuff she recorded but it wouldn't turn on. I took it to a repair shop and the guy told me to come back in two weeks. When I came back he told me it would be another two weeks. This went on for several months until I just quit going there and forgot all about it. Five years later I was in the area and stopped in to see if he ever fixed my camcorder. He told me to come back in two weeks.

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  • Kristy
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    Check out the bitchin' map IN REAL TIME

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  • Kristy
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    Limey time zone

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  • vandeleur
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    That's not gay that's observational humour , gay is delivering half rewound porn tapes in a van halen jalopy :D

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  • DONNIEP
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    Originally posted by vandeleur
    So you saying you didn't come then switch the tape off ??

    Or did you get the butler to rewind it for ya
    Here in America we had a saying - Please be kind and rewind. I have no idea what you heathens did over there in Englandistan

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  • vandeleur
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    So you saying you didn't come then switch the tape off ??

    Or did you get the butler to rewind it for ya

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  • DONNIEP
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    Originally posted by vandeleur
    I hated borrowing pron tapes ...... you knew exactly when the last person who watched it came
    DVD was much less intrusive
    Vandy - you're gay just for saying that. I mean, there's a lot of other things that point to your gayness but this takes the cake

    So did I ever tell you how I sold bootleg porn tapes back in 9th grade?

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  • vandeleur
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    I hated borrowing pron tapes ...... you knew exactly when the last person who watched it came
    DVD was much less intrusive

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  • DONNIEP
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    Originally posted by twonabomber
    Hopefully no one had to pull out the VCR. That truly would have been a tragedy!
    If I had a VCR I could watch my 9th grade prom video and see how bad ass I was back then!! Still have the tape but no machine.

    Ya know, one of those old Playboy VHS tapes would be pretty cool to watch too. And I mean on a VCR, where you gotsta adjust the living shit out of the tracking so you can see the bush when that Injun looking chick pours the milk all over herself in that claw footed bathtub in the desert.

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  • DONNIEP
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    Originally posted by Terry
    As long as the sweet, sweet bounty of free internet porn is accessible, the homeland is secure.

    If I am not free to use internet porn in the pursuit of jacking myself off nightly into a state of self-induced, trancelike oblivion, the terrorists have already won.
    Hear, hear!!

    By the way - the Talicong hate porn. And ice cream.

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  • twonabomber
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    Hopefully no one had to pull out the VCR. That truly would have been a tragedy!

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  • Terry
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    Originally posted by DONNIEP
    I can now verify that Pornhub is online here on the east coast. At least their Teen Lesbian Piss Porn is working.
    As long as the sweet, sweet bounty of free internet porn is accessible, the homeland is secure.

    If I am not free to use internet porn in the pursuit of jacking myself off nightly into a state of self-induced, trancelike oblivion, the terrorists have already won.

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  • DONNIEP
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    I can now verify that Pornhub is online here on the east coast. At least their Teen Lesbian Piss Porn is working.

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  • Kristy
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    We were WARNED!

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  • Kristy
    started a topic It's a Cyber Sex Attack!

    It's a Cyber Sex Attack!



    Any of you fucking cretins not get your porn this morning? Here's why:

    Dyn on Friday warned of a third cyberattack after earlier in the day websites and services across the East Coast were shut down.


    " Internet traffic company Dyn on Friday warned a third cyberattack is currently ongoing, hours after websites and services across the East Coast were initially shut down.

    Dyn told CNBC Friday afternoon the attacks are "well planned and executed, coming from tens of millions of IP addresses at the same time."

    A senior U.S. intelligence official told NBC News the current assessment is that this is a classic case of internet vandalism. The official said it does not appear at this point to be any kind of state-sponsored or directed attack. Impossible to say how long it will take to say who's responsible, the official added.

    Dyn told CNBC that one of the sources of the attack is coming from devices known as the "Internet of Things" devices such as DVRs, Printers, and appliances connected to the internet."



    It's Terminator Judgement Day! So eat a dick and die all you fucking IT yuppie shitheads.

    Many people in the U.S. were affected by a widespread internet outage early today due to a so-called DDoS cyberattack. How does this attack work, and what does it do?
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