This Just In: Trump Bans Haji of Johnny Quest Fame

[Kristy]

Although Haji is technically of the Sikh faith. Trump concludes "he looks like another god damn Muslim terrorist to me."



Sorry, Haji.


Haji was detained for 30 hours as the Trump Administration Gestapo goons questioned Haji to disclose all websites and social media sites he has visited in the last year as well as disclose every contact in his cell phone. To which Haji replied, "what in the fuck is a cellphone?"

More details on American fascism to come.

[Nitro Express]

Well hell. The TSA has been feeling up my junk since 9/11. It's about time Haji got his turn.

[cadaverdog]

Deport that cocksucker Apu from the Quickie Mart while your at it.

[cadaverdog]

[QUOTE=Nitro Express;1922565]Well hell. The TSA has been feeling up my junk since 9/11. /QUOTE]
I like to strip down to my tighty whiteys and sing Touch - a Touch - A Touch - A Touch Me from the Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack while I'm getting searched.

[FORD]

How could Trump ban Haji? He's the adopted son of Pence and his husband Dr. Quest!