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They both are tools Cruz is biding his time for a 2024 presidential run. It's why he's rimming Trump's asshole even when Trump said horrible things about his wife and father. Lying Ted would suck shit out of the devil's ass for the presidency.Beto probably would have been a better Senator for Texas than Lyin' Ted Cruz. But that's a really low hurdle. Considering he only took slightly less money from the oil industry whores than Crazy Cruz did, he is most definitely NOT a credible candidate for President.
Furthermore, he can't even cover a fucking Ramones song properly. Punk rocker, my ass!
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Stevie Ray Vaughn was no slouch either. Add in central Texas brisket and Nocona boots. I did have the misfortune of having to drive from El Paso to Galveston for a family reunion las summer. I agree. Texas is pretty much a shitty place. I did manage to stop in Lockhart for some BBQ. The seafood on the Texas coast is not as good as what you get in the pacific northwest. The port of Houston has to be one of the ugliest places on earth.Leave a comment:
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I'l still run his campaign and that dumb motherfucker will win. Just give me a Hugo Boss suit, a microphone and entourage of Rhianna fans and he's our next fascist leader.Leave a comment:
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Beto probably would have been a better Senator for Texas than Lyin' Ted Cruz. But that's a really low hurdle. Considering he only took slightly less money from the oil industry whores than Crazy Cruz did, he is most definitely NOT a credible candidate for President.
Furthermore, he can't even cover a fucking Ramones song properly. Punk rocker, my ass!
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By the way only two things came out of Texas that were worth a shit.
One was Buddy Holly, the other Gibby Haynes.
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Beto, The Faux Texan Says He's "In"
Beto O'Rourke you all remember him right? The failed musician who put down his bass because he married into wealth says he's going to run for Pressie of the Fascist States of Imperialism.
"Jello Biafra pull my finger."
"Beto O’Rourke, the 46-year-old former Texas congressman whose near-miss Senate run last year propelled him to Democratic stardom, announced on Thursday that he was running for president, betting that voters will prize his message of national unity and generational change in a 2020 primary teeming with committed progressives.
His decision jolts an early election season already stuffed with contenders, adding to the mix a relentless campaigner with a small-dollar fund-raising army, the performative instincts of a former punk rocker and a pro-immigrant vision to counteract President Trump’s."
Story here, you cretins:
Oh, bull-to-the-shit. His wife stands to inherent billions so you think he's going to gut those GOP tax cuts? Get the fuck outta of here. Oh, and speaking his wife, she is pro-charter schools which has also fucked over the educational system in this country that money and money alone can buy your F A T rich ass into any college. "National unity and generational change" what in the FUCK does that mean? He'll end up like Hilary, hobnobbing with Springsteen and Madonna and wasting money on ads that tell us that the F A T Orange man is a fucking retard with a worm-eaten syphilis brain. Oh, what a way t run a campaign.
Hey Beto, you wanna win so you can keep these GOP tax cuts going hire me as your campaign manager. I'll make god damn sure you win. And I'll tell you right now my cut will be 65% which is reasonable if you want to be the 46th Fascist Imperialist of Corporate America. Otherwise, look to repeating how "fucking proud' you are that you lost - again.
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