Beto, The Faux Texan Says He's "In"

[FORD]

[FORD]

Fuck this phony asshole piece of worthless DLC shit.

[private parts]

Also wears tube socks with shorts.

[FORD]

Well the last one is kind of cool, if true.

But I still wouldn't vote for him.

[Kristy]

No he's not!


He's a

1. Failed musician

2. A sponge for rich women (but not sponge worthy)

3. Smokes dope with Willie Nelson

[FORD]

[FORD]

He's from El Paso and eats tacos with a fork? That's as bad as NYC Cheeto eating pizza with a fork.

[Kristy]

Yeah, we get it. You live in Cleveland and Gawd hates you.

[twonabomber]

[Nitro Express]

Another rich, white suburban male believing he's down with this Hispanic brothers. He's a sponge, unlike the rest of you failed musicians only he actually married into money.

"Kristen Gillibrand shows what she has to do when it comes to her Wall Street donors"

Now Gilly Girl. She's my choice. She'll lie to your god damn face without shame. She'll make America better than great better.

You wait and see, you cretins.

Wall Street bets on all the horses. All politicians are useful idiots. Whores for sale. The only question is what knucklehead can beat the other knucklehead. Doesn't matter whether the Dems or Reps are in office. The banks always get bailed out and nobody goes to jail. Bankers are always on top of the food chain. Some bankers are just more cunning than others. Some old banking families in Europe. They have survived revolutions, world wars, changes of all kinds. In fact the smart ones make money on those things.

[Nitro Express]

The pasty ankles make me lol

Cool people never run for public office. It's always a bunch of dweebs.

[Kristy]

Another rich, white suburban male believing he's down with this Hispanic brothers. He's a sponge, unlike the rest of you failed musicians only he actually married into money.

"Kristen Gillibrand shows what she has to do when it comes to her Wall Street donors"

Now Gilly Girl. She's my choice. She'll lie to your god damn face without shame. She'll make America better than great better.

You wait and see, you cretins.

[twonabomber]

The pasty ankles make me lol

[Nitro Express]

Want to be hispanic Beto? Ok. Bust your ass on a construction site or working on a farm or doing janitorial work. How about being a roofer in the hot Texas sun during the summer? I will give you some tamales and see if you even know what to do with them. Do you know how to warm tamales on a work site? Do you know what a manifold is? Probably not.

[twonabomber]