Trump Is Fucked

[FORD]

[Nitro Express]

I take it nobody in here bought Truth Social shares on the NASDAQ.

[Seshmeister]

Make America Great Again, Again.

When was that? The 90s?

[FORD]

Antichrist Cheeto is now selling Bibles??

[Kristy]

Oh, it will be. Once Taylor Swift buys Trump Tower and turns it into a shelter for migrants.

[Von Halen]

Make America Great Again, Again.

[Kristy]

Bargains bargains bargains!

Hotel beds, furnishings, gold toilets. It's all gotta go!

They'll throw in a free portrait of DJ Trump and a few fake covers of Time with the big fella winning.

It's getting cold in here

[Kristy]

Nope. No confusion.

[Seshmeister]

It would be super weird if Jared didn't take some of the two billion he made from backhanders from the murderous Saudi regime to bale out his father in law.

[Seshmeister]

Just In: Politico-Ipsos poll of Americans:

- 70% reject Trump's claims of presidential immunity
- 59% said Trump should stand trial in the federal election subversion case before Election Day
- 49% think that, if Trump is convicted in the federal election subversion case, he should be imprisoned
- 52% believe Trump is guilty of the alleged crimes in the classified documents case, 50% in the hush money case, 49% in the federal election subversion case, and 49% in the Georgia election subversion case

Even if all of that is true how does that translate in terms of your electoral college?

Biden is going to get more votes than Trump but maybe not in the right places.

It's kind of weird to me sometimes how shameless some of this stuff is. It happens here too where you get someone shouting about their mandate to do whatever the fuck they want with no compromise when the majority of people voted against them.

[FORD]

Cheeto's VP Race Gets Weirder And More Pathetic

[Mushroom]

Other news:

Ex-wife of Jeff Bezos, Billionaire philanthropist and author MacKenzie Scott announced Tuesday she is giving $640 million to 361 small nonprofits that responded to an open call for applications.

Duck Duck Go that one if you want.

Trump just can’t catch a break. But he’s not dead yet

[Kristy]

Trump can’t post bond in his $454 million fraud case

In a filing to a New York appeals court, Trump said that the judgment, ordered by a state judge last month,
was so large that suretors wouldn’t accept real estate as collateral and would require cash to guarantee
the bond. A private company like the Trump Organization would need $1 billion in cash to obtain the bond
and to continue to operate, an amount the company doesn’t have, the filing said.

....[If] he is unable to obtain a bond, New York Attorney General Letitia James, who sued Trump in 2022,
could begin enforcing the judgment at the beginning of next week. James, a Democrat, has said that if
Trump can’t come up with the money, she will look to seize his assets.

Source:

https://jabberwocking.com/trump-cant-post-bond-in-his-454-million-fraud-case/

Shocking that a BILLIONAIRE would have a problem raising any amount of money.
Unless, of course, you're not so much a Billionaire...

Stupid effin' doofus

Just In: Politico-Ipsos poll of Americans:

- 70% reject Trump's claims of presidential immunity
- 59% said Trump should stand trial in the federal election subversion case before Election Day
- 49% think that, if Trump is convicted in the federal election subversion case, he should be imprisoned
- 52% believe Trump is guilty of the alleged crimes in the classified documents case, 50% in the hush money case, 49% in the federal election subversion case, and 49% in the Georgia election subversion case

[Kristy]

"People come up to me with tears in their eyes saying 'Mr. President, no one does very, very sexual assault like you do!' Sleepy Joe can't do sexual assault the way I can!"

Also,

"Just hypothetically...say I wanted to transfer money from the RNC Treasury account....to ANOTHER bank account....how would I...hypothetically...do that?"

---Lara Trump on her first day as RNC Co-Chair

[Mushroom]

Trump can’t post bond in his $454 million fraud case

In a filing to a New York appeals court, Trump said that the judgment, ordered by a state judge last month,
was so large that suretors wouldn’t accept real estate as collateral and would require cash to guarantee
the bond. A private company like the Trump Organization would need $1 billion in cash to obtain the bond
and to continue to operate, an amount the company doesn’t have, the filing said.

....[If] he is unable to obtain a bond, New York Attorney General Letitia James, who sued Trump in 2022,
could begin enforcing the judgment at the beginning of next week. James, a Democrat, has said that if
Trump can’t come up with the money, she will look to seize his assets.

Source:

https://jabberwocking.com/trump-cant-post-bond-in-his-454-million-fraud-case/

Shocking that a BILLIONAIRE would have a problem raising any amount of money.
Unless, of course, you're not so much a Billionaire...

Stupid effin' doofus

That’s a shame (sarcasm). Too bad Taylor Swift is not a Trump supporter.