Guy Fieri, Donald, and Sammy

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    Guy Fieri, Donald, and Sammy

    So Sam’s greasy butt buddy Guy Fieri is catching lots of shit for smoozing with Trump in Vegas. Why couldn’t it have been Sam kissing Trump’s ass? Why can’t it be Sam getting shit from the entertainment and media establishments? You know Sam loves Trump but even he is too smart to openly express his gay love for Orange Man.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35262

    #2
    I only know 2 things about Guy Fieri, he runs restaurants and is famously a notorious total prick.

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49260

      #3
      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      I only know 2 things about Guy Fieri, he ruIns restaurants and is famously a notorious total prick.
      Fixed...

      All with a stellar 2.7-3.7 Google review rating. I wouldn't feed my dog in a restaurant less than 4...

      Last edited by Nickdfresh; 07-12-2023, 10:43 PM.

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32798

        #4


        Off button? You are a fucking cook. The only thing you get off is Sammy Hagar.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49260

          #5
          Anyone that names their franchises "Flavor town" is a massive bag of douche. I could care less if he pulls down Trumps sweaty tennis or golf pants he's been cheating in all day and feltches his fat asshole, his restaurants sucks and he's a complete, phony-baloney shit-stain. I've heard nothing but asshole stories about his local visits...

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32798

            #6
            Guy is the Sammy Hagar of food. Basically a hack who is a huge attention whore.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #7
              Anyways Guy thinks he’s a huge star. Ladies and gentlemen, Guy has left the building! Oh it’s hard to turn how important I am off. What a douch.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49260

                #8
                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                Anyways Guy thinks he’s a huge star. Ladies and gentlemen, Guy has left the building! Oh it’s hard to turn how important I am off. What a douch.
                He's also a complete cunt to his fans. He nearly fired an ass't/intern for not getting him a bottle of water fast enough. I'd of spit in it and handed to him...

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32798

                  #9
                  Well if you are a fry cook at Denny’s there is hope. Your cooking skills are probably better than Guy’s. It’s all about selling bullshit to the gullible. Focus on your bullshitting skills.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                    He's also a complete cunt to his fans. He nearly fired an ass't/intern for not getting him a bottle of water fast enough. I'd of spit in it and handed to him...
                    And look who his best buddy is. Sammy Hagar. Two huxsters living well because stupid people support them.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32798

                      #11
                      Does anyone with a brain own anything that says Cabo Wabo on it?
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        #12
                        Anyways Guy’s food is all grease and cheese. If you want to get fat and die early, follow him. Just another annoying fat fuck selling people junk.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          #13
                          If Sammy’s music doesn’t make you sick, Guy’s food definitely will. Just the thought of both of those combined gives me the shits.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49260

                            #14
                            Created a new thread to keep the Cartoons thread just cartoons...

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