Did Mitch McTurtle Have a Stroke on Live TV??

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  • Nickdfresh
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    • Oct 2004
    • 49567

    #16
    Well I like bourbon...

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    • Kristy
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      • Aug 2004
      • 16739

      #17
      Appears the fuck puke froze again:

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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35754

        #18
        Is it too late for him to run for president?

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        • twonabomber
          formerly F A T
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 11294

          #19
          Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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          • Kristy
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            • Aug 2004
            • 16739

            #20
            He never wanted the Presidency for that comes and goes. What Turtle Boy wanted is exactly what he got: over 3 decades of slowly and surely destroying this country from the inside and in most cases irreversibly. The Devil he made he deal with has now come to collect.

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            • twonabomber
              formerly F A T
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 11294

              #21
              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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              • Nickdfresh
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                • Oct 2004
                • 49567

                #22
                He just got a bit too much sun today:

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                • ZahZoo
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 9170

                  #23
                  The irony... the very people that can propose such rules are the same who would be impacted if put into law. But it seriously needs to happen.

                  I get how folks are trying to be respectful to these old farts but... the old farts aren't being respectful to themselves and the people they represent by pushing on when they are not able to perform the job. Either that or their cognitive decline is so damn bad they aren't aware of their decline.

                  There's got to be a reasonable bar set for people serving in these roles. It can't go on...
                  "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 59619

                    #24
                    “Good Riddance” Trends After Yertle McTurtle Tearfully Announces Retirement

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                    • silverfish
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 606

                      #25
                      Yeah, but he's sticking around for another three years:

                      "McConnell said he plans to serve out his Senate term, which ends in January 2027..."

                      From:
                      Originally posted by sadaist
                      I don't mind that one Nickelback song. I just hate the fact that they put it on every album 10 times.

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35754

                        #26
                        At which point he will no doubt launch his presidential campaign...

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                        • Kristy
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                          • Aug 2004
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                          #27
                          Ha ha

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                          • Kristy
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                            • Aug 2004
                            • 16739

                            #28
                            Originally posted by ZahZoo
                            The irony... the very people that can propose such rules are the same who would be impacted if put into law. But it seriously needs to happen.

                            I get how folks are trying to be respectful to these old farts but... the old farts aren't being respectful to themselves and the people they represent by pushing on when they are not able to perform the job. Either that or their cognitive decline is so damn bad they aren't aware of their decline.

                            There's got to be a reasonable bar set for people serving in these roles. It can't go on...
                            Turtle Boy was an old school, evil Republican from back in the days when they still pretended to be about "family values" and "fiscal responsibility." Turtle Boy as much as any other single Republican Commie is to blame for Trump getting the support of the GOP, since back in 2015 Turtle Boy and Paul Ryan could have easily shut Trump down... but they DIDN'T. The Frankenstein Twins built their populist monster, and now, as McConnell's petrifying brain turns to mush he is just cognizant enough to watch the GOP circle the drain of his own creation.

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 59619

                              #29
                              Eat Us And Smile

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                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                              • FORD
                                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 59619

                                #30

                                Sen. Mitch McConnell falls twice at the Capitol, reports say

                                By Andrew McMunn

                                Published: Feb. 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM PST|Updated: 2 hours ago

                                WASHINGTON, D.C. (Gray News) – Sen. Mitch McConnell fell twice at the Capitol Wednesday, according to multiple reports.
                                The Kentucky Republican had just cast a confirmation vote before he fell while walking down a small set of stairs near the Senate Chamber, according to NBC News.
                                Reuters reports McConnell fell a second time and walked away with the help of other Senators.
                                McConnell reportedly told witnesses he was “fine” after the falls, according to CNN.


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