If anybody's bored shitless and wants to watch the Trumpless Clown Car Debate....

[Terry]

Trump is the de facto nominee, thus these non-hopeful hopefuls are - save for Pence - at best running for the VP running mate slot.

Haley, Ramaswamy and Scott have zero chance of even getting on the ticket as running mates (much less getting the nomination) for obvious reasons.

I'm sure DeSantis would take the VP slot if offered, which is probably what will end up happening.

[Seshmeister]

It's fucking weird how all of the men dressed in a Trump costume even Christie...

[FORD]

[twonabomber]

That Ramaswamy guy is a fucking nutjob.

Can't use all the good call center and scammer jokes since he was born here. "Give a click on da Google Chrome and download Anydex"

[Seshmeister]

The bar in our politics just keeps going lower and lower. Watch 5 minutes of that and you start to think if those are the choices maybe President Pence wouldn't be that bad...

DeSantis said he would invade Mexico on day 1 of his presidency!!! :D

[FORD]

What would you do as president about all the UFOs invading America?

If the aliens were watching that debate, they're going to give up any hope of finding "intelligent life" in this country.

[FORD]

That Ramaswamy guy is a fucking nutjob.

He's like a genetic engineering experiment made up of all the worst qualities of Trump, Mayo Pete, and Andrew Yang combined.

[Seshmeister]

What would you do as president about all the UFOs invading America?

[Seshmeister]

That Ramaswamy guy is a fucking nutjob.

[Rikk]

I appreciate the offer...but I think I'd rather stare at my own scrotum for a few solid hours.

[FORD]