The "I'm A Troll Ballwasher And So Can You" Nonsensical Musical Crappola Thread

[Blackflag]

Sure. Please begin.

[jhale667]

Do I factor in the "freebies"?

[Blackflag]

Sure, factor in whatever you like. I'm waiting.

[jhale667]

Holding your breath, I hope? :D

[Blackflag]

Hmm. I guess we'll just chalk this one up to "he opened his big fucking mouth, then couldn't deliver." Surprise, surprise.

[jhale667]

What would you like, Foolio? Full medical, dental, visual, stock, etc. etc...

I work for one of the biggest companies on the planet, dummy. Trust me, it's gooooood. Do you work enough hours to qualify for coverage yet? :D

[Blackflag]

Sad, and yet completely expected.

[jhale667]

Project much?

Yup, you certainly were...walked right into it.

[Blackflag]

Was that it? Full medical, full dental, "etc etc"? Really, Hale? Really?

My fucking mailman gets that. You owned yourself once again, big mouth.

[jhale667]

You still haven't mentioned having any...nice try. Like I'd do a laundry list here, jackass.














Plus, my reviews get published on manufacturer's websites. Yours don't. PWNED.

[Blackflag]

Like I'd do a laundry list here, jackass.

No, of course not. That would require to back up your words for once in your life.

/owned

[jhale667]

Still not hearing you have any...swings and misses again...'tard. Too easy.




















Timeout yet? :D

[Blackflag]

You challenged me, lame brain. It's hard for me to compare with you, when you're too a-scared to list yours.

Sad.

[jhale667]

"A-scared"? What part of "all paid for" and "you'd kill for it" aren't you getting?

And posting "So-and-so sent me this and that" well, that would pretty much be, in addition to being in poor taste, kind dumb, wouldn't it? The cool kids know, you don't...




You're boring me.

[jhale667]

Soooo.................























































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