The "I'm A Troll Ballwasher And So Can You" Nonsensical Musical Crappola Thread

[indeedido]

Awesome! GAR is back from his stay-cation and making up for lost time. How cool is that?

[GAR]

You racist douche.

Keep your jive Establishment speech to yourself!

[Hardrock69]

You just an Uncle Tom, loser.

[GAR]

What's it got to do with my Uncle Tom.. you leave him OUT of this!

[GAR]

Would you two believe: the chemical "urea" in ladies makeup, shampoo, skin lotions and in some cases our food supply.. is ACTUALLY Cow Piss?

That's right! Everytime you take a shower and rub that fruity-smelling AXE body wash shit on yourself, you're rubbing cow-piss into your skin!

uhhhh huhuhhhuuuhuhuhuhhuhuhhuhh

[jhale667]

Your piss-fixation posts go here too.

[GAR]

I heard that the cavemen hardened their spears in campfires.

Maybe the body density will increase if DJ roasts it in some Kingsford charcoal briquets for a half-hour or so?

[GAR]

Is the intent of damaging this guitar to subjugate it the way Canadian society has subjugated you for your BULLSHIT?

[GAR]

OH so the Dad's the guitar player. I think I see what's going on here, that's cool.

So the stains were from the moisture in the basement. I think that's where it belongs.

[jhale667]

What part of "leave the kid alone" did you not get?


STFU.

[GAR]

Why is this considered a "build" more than the destruction it is?

LOL I can just see it right now: DJ shredding this thing with the dog leash into submission like a bought-n-sold slave.

We could call this The Kunte Kindling Project~!!

[jhale667]

Post pics of your supposed "gear" or STFU.

[GAR]

Post clips of your supposed "guitar prowess" first!

[jhale667]

Alzheimer's moment again, pops?

I have already. Your turn.


Oh, that's right, you CAN'T. You'd have to own a guitar that wasn't imaginary first.

[GAR]

That's Gypsy culture for you, it's not uncommon to drop one down the ol' PoopCHUTE.

Maybe that's why it's called Hot Jazz! Those two remaining fingers.. you never know where they were last.