The "I'm A Troll Ballwasher And So Can You" Nonsensical Musical Crappola Thread

[GAR]

The Kid's youtube submissions are superior, and you got the advantage of years?

There's no future in this for you professionally if you're this far behind by now.

[jhale667]

That means SO much coming from the prince of plywood, & captain of the FAILBOAT.

You have no future period, so eat a gun, fuckstump.

[GAR]

May I remind Your Bloatedness that until DJ progresses in this that the Topic in current discussion is: "Relic Project?"

[GAR]

Strong words, Poreface. Strong words indeed!

[jhale667]

The only bloated one here is you fatboy...plus you've got the short bald USELESS thing going for you too...

You may feel free to go fuck yourself.

[GAR]

He's doing to his guitars what you should do to yours: play them the correct way one plays with a couple pounds of medium-gauge chainlink!

[GAR]

At least DJ looks at his guitars, I'll give him that much. He should use a 3-pound sledge though, for quicker progress.. he hasn't updated us yet and I can't wait!

[GAR]

Also if he hung it out on a tree limb for a month or so, it would get REALLY toney, really quick.

[jhale667]

You can't even prove you even have a guitar, shithead.


Post pics of your gear or STFU and GTFO. Until then, get used to seeing all your bullshit end up here.

[GAR]

IF Dumont disables this thing any further, will it be eligible for SSI benefits and Food Stamps?

Do they have that stuff up in Ontario?

[GAR]

You can't even prove you even have a guitar, shithead.


Post pics of your gear or STFU and GTFO. Until then, get used to seeing all your bullshit end up here.

Alot posting just ONE guitar did for your criticisms, didn't it? Just assume there's 30 more you won't need proof of. According to you, they don't exist so don't worry what little capacity you do have with it..

[ThrillsNSpills]

Sign off and record J man.

Because you can.

the hell with this dolt.

[jhale667]

Which imaginary one did you supposedly post? Liar.

You're as yawn-inducing as ever...

[ThrillsNSpills]

nothing nothing nothing my life is posting nothing I'll aim for nothing and hit it and be chronically unfulfilled and take it out on boards day after day year after year and on my death bed I'll say.....Oh no....what have I done?

it'll be ok. Feeding the worms with your decaying carcus will be an accomplishment.

[jhale667]

We CAN and do, he CAN'T - and bitches...

Sign off and record J man.

Because you can.

the hell with this dolt.

Agree, he can fuck off.


He's done derailing every thread here though. Like I said, there will be a mass dump of his bullshit posts later.