The "I'm A Troll Ballwasher And So Can You" Nonsensical Musical Crappola Thread

[Kristy]

Just admit you are a fucking queer and get it over with

[jhale667]

Riiiiight... and you work for WHO again? Fuck off failed male prostitue chat gunt.

[Kristy]

And so the failed musician cries like the little bitch he truly is.

[Matt White]

Ha!!!

[jhale667]

Welcome to your new home, pissflaps.

[Kristy]

No, you trolling Gear St - that's inexcusable. STFU and GTFO.

Go back to fucking a sheep.

[Matt White]

So why bump it?

Cuz he's lonely.................

[Sensible Shoes]

Al this thread does is further exacerbate the failed musician into having desire top dollar guitars that they can never have. It's a failed musicians poverty thread and it serves no other purpose.

So why bump it?

[Kristy]

jhale (the second biggest failed musician here) knows what I'm talking about. Don't you, hale?

[Kristy]

Al this thread does is further exacerbate the failed musician into having desire top dollar guitars that they can never have. It's a failed musicians poverty thread and it serves no other purpose.

[jacksmar]

No 'nuff to tuff.

Shit , the karate kid must have sucked a LOT of cock on this forum. Too many ears full of dick snot in this thread to know whether anybody really listened to that scab ridden sample of Ralphie’s brilliance.

Sorry you bothered to compare me to you. You’re the gearhead Ralphie. I’m not “in” to what’s your favorite amp or cab. I don’t care what you like. You obviously care what I like Ralphie.

Anyway, when you guys start comparing Ralphie to Steve Stevens, Brad Gillis, Nuno, Luke, Morse, or Eric Johnson let me know again. Then we’ll talk about me posting something for Ralphie to shoot for.

Jhale – metronomes are cheap. Get two.

As for the go fuck yourself, same to your "ideas".

[GAR]

.. while pegging myself in the urethra with a well-greased celery stick trying to get off to old Nat Geo pics of tribal teenaged Nigerian breastfeeders I remember so well from my youth.

[jhale667]

A ) You're suggesting Coyote's importing roaches from your underpass collection into Europe?

B ) It was a quickie tribute - what was the point of recording the whole tune w/o drums or vocals? Stupid. Perhaps you should be on "dying in a fire."

C ) STFU.

[GAR]

5 month BUMP:

OK, since yesterday was the 40th anniversary of Hendrix's death - and I was sitting around imagining "What if he'd played it HEAVIER" anyway...decided to record it as a Tribute. Here's up to the end of the first verse, may record the whole thing someday...

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=1000098&songID=9581084

Oh yeah - fuck off in advance, GARfail

One verse? You never finish anything, do you. Instead of trying Recabinet, you should be using Ritalin.

[GAR]

I just entertained the idea... And the cover's there for a reason...

.. to hide your Van Nuys-bred cockaroaches.