Mmmkay....Idiot Wants To Sell Autographed Spambot Fatass Guitar

[ZahZoo]

There's a club in Little Rock called Shooters that some of the bands I'm buddies with play at... they have like a dozen of these guitars tacked onto the walls Hard Rock Cafe style.

I was helping with sound check and set up for The Ryan Couron band about a month ago and asked the owner where he got all those guitars. He bought them in bulk for about $70 a piece new.

[FORD]

Look at it this way..... If it's a Hagar guitar, it's probably never been used.

Or at least not used correctly.

[jhale667]

I passed through pawnshop alley in Van Nuys on the way to Guitar Center after work yesterday, and was like "must. keep. going!" I was afraid I would find something cool....

THIS, however, is in the words of Triumph the Insult Comic dog "like pooping on poop".

[ThrillsNSpills]

although in entry level Indonesian POS models it's negligible...

Yeah, it's basically a notch above kindling, but with a pickup.


I was shocked to hit a pawn shop and find a cheapo Epiphone which was actually playable.

[chefcraig]

I would say no. Because it has Spam's wretched, illiterate scrawl on the guitar, and the guy clearly says "Spammy Hagar Autographed Guitar".

I dunno about that. I've looked at the image several times this morning, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't say "Sammy Hagar" at all. In fact, I think it reads "FAO HOG", whatever in hell that means. And yes, I'm being serious. Look for yourselves...is this a new BBQ restaurant chain?

[ZahZoo]

Those guitars retail for $150

Yep... with a street price usually around $99.99.

I personally don't like what Sharpies do to the tone on guitars... although in entry level Indonesian POS models it's negligible...

[Hardrock69]

I would say no. Because it has Spam's wretched, illiterate scrawl on the guitar, and the guy clearly says "Spammy Hagar Autographed Guitar".

[ThrillsNSpills]

question: if you go to that page , then go to the right and click spam, are you wrong?

[ThrillsNSpills]

a boatpaddle with strings


probably comes with a double cheeseburger

[jhale667]

You're right about that... seems (almost) cruel to let him profit off another poor cheesebot hagarita though...

[Hardrock69]

I thought about sending him an email chastising him for even wanting to get an autograph from the klown, and tell him he was delusional if the thought anyone would actually pay for the thing.

Then I figured it was a waste of valuable minutes I could never get back again.

[ELVIS]

Probably an excellent student guitar for $50 !!

Click!

[ELVIS]

Actually for $150 they're light years better than the $150 dollar Les Paul copy I had in 1980...

[ELVIS]

Yep...

[jhale667]

So... this seller would have you believe Spam's autograph is worth $600??